zabadoh,

Place rusty steel objects, like cans, on it. The rust will stain the “stainless steel” body panels.

cleantechnica.com/…/tesla-cybertruck-rust-what-it…

SloppyPuppy,

Well, just spray some water on it for a week

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Pretty sure if someone(s) simply spit on it, the sad sack’d rust. A civic duty, some might say.

JamesTBagg,

Water is not as corrosive as people think. Vinegar on the other hand, and/or some hydrogen peroxide.

Furbag,

I would call this a free pass to vandalize the shit out of that car. Bologna on the windshield should do the trick this time of year.

dodeca,

Anyone who sees this sort of shit should take some hand lotion out of their bag, lather up and then walk around the vehicle leaving handprints along the way.

Bytemeister,

Lentil-bean the tires.

BillMurray,

Get a valve stem remover, 4 flat tires suck

ZapBeebz_,

Nah 3 flat tires suck more. Less likely for insurance to cover it

inclementimmigrant,

Just toss a water balloon at it from a distance.

sunbytes,

I really hope someone doesn’t shave a bunch of crayons and toss the shavings all over the car.

If they did that the shavings would melt all over the hot metal and be a real pain to get rid of.

Aeri,
@Aeri@lemmy.world avatar

Why is this a news story and not a call to a tow truck company?

SpaceNoodle,

SF parking enforcement would have to get involved.

IphtashuFitz,

If this was Boston then parking enforcement would descend on it almost immediately.

SpaceNoodle,

I like that traffic is no-nonsense in Boston. You sit at that light for more than half a second, everyone is honking at your distracted ass. SF or Seattle, morons will just sit there with their thumbs up their asses.

glimse,

This is a blog post, not a news story. The real question is: Why is this a blog post and not giant penises drawn on every piece of metal with stainless steel blackener gel?

fubarx,

Would not recommend. Cameras all over the car, recording everyone and anythig that approaches.

VelvetStorm,

Cool, put a mask on and put your hood up on a hoodie with sunglasses on. You can get this done in under a minute and away you go.

JDubbleu,

Don’t get me wrong I absolutely love living in SF, but the police hardly give a shit about property crime so you probably wouldn’t even need the mask.

Diplomjodler3,

They probably give a shit when it happens to rich people.

lath,

Only when they’re donors.

FanciestPants,

One of those shows it’s fully blocking a fire hydrant too. The driver’s convenience is more important than people maybe burning to death.

Hawk,

If it’s blocking a fire hydrant, I think you can call the fire department to have it towed? From what I’ve read before, they don’t take this lightly.

Maalus,

They’ll break the windows of a car if it’s in the way since any kink in the hose might reduce the water output by like 50%. You’ll get towed if no emergency is happening, but you also might get “towed” by the fire engine itself, probably with some major dents in your car if something is happening.

Evotech,

Does sf not have police or parking controllers at all? Where in from that shit would be towed before he managed to get his first cup of coffee

thefluffiest,

Nothing a can opener won’t solve

w2tpmf,

An San Fransisco

Gorram_Reavers,

In a case like this I’d normally advocate for kicking in a door but if that isn’t your thing just splash some water on it and watch it rust

livus,
livus avatar

Few squirts from a water bottle filled with salt water.

cmbabul,

These pieces of shit wouldn’t last a week on the gulf coast

SoleInvictus,

This looks like a great opportunity to slide across the hood with my keys hanging out of my back pocket.

Hildegarde,

If I were a vandal, (im not) I would get an old pair of boots and dip them into some sort of lightly corrosive liquid or gel, then walk them across the hood by hand.

There is no more reasonable result of parking a cybertruck on a crosswalk than finding the indellable footprints of someone stubborn using the crosswalk despite their best efforts.

Passerby6497,

That seems like it might not do enough damage. Get some jeans with bedazzled ass pockets, then you’re really set for your hood slide.

Dultas,

Could just spray it with a hose.

VindictiveJudge,
@VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world avatar

It’s specifically bare steel, so you’ll do more damage to your keys than to the truck. It’s also awful grade steel, so you could probably “accidentally” spill something on it and get some rust.

Hugh_Jeggs,

Just saying, hot tub filter cleaner is one of the strongest oxidisers I’ve ever come across

Spilled some in my shed years ago and things are still rusting at an alarming rate

UmeU,

Well we know it can’t take a rock to the window.

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