Xanis,

If this ever evolves into The Flesh that Hates imma blame you all.

DPRK_Chopra,
@DPRK_Chopra@hexbear.net avatar

Damn, it’s pretty wild that when a creature enters the affected area for the first time on a turn or starts its turn there, the creature must succeed on a Dexterity saving throw or take 3d6 bludgeoning damage and be restrained by the tentacles.

SSJ2Marx,
@SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net avatar

be restrained by the tentacles

bottom-speak

tegs_terry,

Also called ‘Devil’s Fingers’

soggy_kitty,

There’s a Banana called that too

stiephel, (edited )

And my sex tape

soggy_kitty,

Oh shit that was your vid? You are famous in Europe my strong cocked lordship

jerrythegenius,
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

For goodness’ sake, DO NOT GO NEAR THE FREAKY ALIEN EGG THING THAT HAS TENTACLES AND SMELLS LIKE ROTTING FLESH

MajorMajormajormajor,

I better pet the obviously dangerous thing.

jerrythegenius,
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

This is how people die in movies

shalafi,

Put my dumbass face right in one last month.

“That’s fucking disgusting!”

sniff

“Yep. Revolting.”

aeronmelon, (edited )

Somebody call Sigourney Weaver and tell her to bring the flame thrower!

penguinsAreRapists,
@penguinsAreRapists@lemmy.world avatar

As someone who’s absolutely afraid/disgusted/horrified by octopus, these also need to be eradicated from this planet

maculata,

That has some serious Cthulhu vibes

No_Eponym,
@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

jerrythegenius,
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

Pbpbpbpbhhhb’hh pfb’hhbhfp ph’pbhbfbf’bhfp

shalafi,

Ia! Ia!

maculata,

Pfft. I heard that one last week.

Shareni,

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!

Thcdenton,
Neato, (edited )
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

Clathrus archeri is not known to be toxic, however, consuming this fungus would not be enjoyable. Due to the rotting stench of stinkhorns, culinary application is not a common thought. There is also no record of the fungus being treated as a delicacy.

Lol. Damn near every fungi on Wikipedia has a toxicology section. But this one is just like, No one would ever think about eating this so who fucking knows?

AMDIsOurLord,

Maybe despite it’s shite smell it’s like super duper delicious and nobody has tried until now?

MajorSauce,

You go first.

jerrythegenius, (edited )
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

What’s that fruit that smells like sewage?

EchoCT,

Durian?

jerrythegenius,
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah that one

bitwolf,

Or maybe it’s a super food like Durian

booty,
@booty@hexbear.net avatar

That’s crazy. There are people out there who intentionally rot meat in order to eat it, but this one comes pre-smelly and it’s not actually rotten and nobody eats it? That’s fucked up

valen,
@valen@lemmy.world avatar

All fungi are edible. Some are only edible once.

-Terry Pratchett

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

This one obviously doesn’t want us to eat it haha.

moistclump,

Might be a hell of a trip though.

lingh0e,

So yeah, it’s likely no one has ever tried to eat one… but I feel pretty confident someone’s tried to fuck one.

Hupf,

I have a valuable cylinder stuck in a octopus stinkhorn and I can’t get it out, what do I do?

TechieDamien,

Rip and tear until it is done

lingh0e,

The ripping and the tearing. The ripping are the tearing.

0ops,

To shreds you say?

morgunkorn,
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

They are really cool, I saw one in the wild in southern Germany last fall

https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/1350b491-91b4-43a6-8b7b-8bdf73946678.jpeg

selinson,
@selinson@mander.xyz avatar
moistclump,

Gah. Looks like forest floor rotting star fish.

selinson,
@selinson@mander.xyz avatar

It sure smelled like that. (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

cheesymoonshadow,
@cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world avatar

Appropriate name.

cheesymoonshadow,
@cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world avatar

Omg if I came across that while hiking in the woods without knowing what it was, I would probably hightail it out of there, all the while looking back to make sure it wasn’t following me.

mindbleach,

Don’t worry, they have no sight or hearing. They can only sense fear.

morgunkorn,
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

That’s so many! Thank you for the cool picture 😄

shalafi,

Thanks for the pics! WILD!

mouserat,

How did you not run away screaming? Is this fungus common knowledge? I’ve never seen it and I am happy to have read this post before stumbling on this another dimension opening strawberry-red nightmare

selinson,
@selinson@mander.xyz avatar

xD I read a lot of books about nature when I was a kid and therefore knew of this fungus for some time. I always wanted to see this one, too: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clathrus_ruber

mouserat,

As it has no tentacles I can see the beauty in this one, too. But I am really confused about how unreal those fungi look.

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works avatar

This makes it seem so harmless.

ArmoredThirteen,

But are they edible?

lugal,

Would be a vegan alternative to sea food

agent_flounder, (edited )
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar
selinson,
@selinson@mander.xyz avatar

German Wikipedia says it’s edible but it doesn’t taste good.

marduk,

Surely someone has tried?

odium,
s23b,

I’ve tried a close relative, the stinkhorn (aptly named phallus impudicus). While in the egg phase, the slimy outer layer can be peeled off. Then you cut the inside into thin wedges, and fry them in oil. They taste like earthier french fries. The stuff in the post I’ve only ever encountered in the mature stage, so I never got to try this recipe with them. Since they are very similar in most aspects, I’d guess the technique should work.

ArmoredThirteen,

Well I love fries almost as much as I love dirt so now I want to try them

Granixo,
@Granixo@feddit.cl avatar

Upside down Barnacle from Half-Life

lady_maria,
@lady_maria@lemmy.world avatar

Disturbing! I love it.

Erasmus,
@Erasmus@lemmy.world avatar

Father Nurgle is pleased.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

You sure there ain’t an Oblivion portal nearby?

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