Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

This made me realize I haven’t seen any alternative/parallel dimension stuff done in any Star Wars thing. Be sweet to see a universe where Luke and Obi Wan are evil and Darth Vader and the Emperor are the heroes.

Edit: Actually, you could do this without it being an alternative universe. Just have the story told from the perspective of someone who loves the Empire and actually believes they are the good guys.

gregorum, (edited )

In such a universe, there wouldn’t be a Darth Vader, as Anakin wouldn’t be a Sith. Palpy probably wouldn’t be the evil emperor, either, come think of it.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,
mindbleach,

So in Episode IV, does he take Luke to conquer the Death Star and use it for themselves?

Luke would not figure out that’s what they’re doing until he’s piloting the damn thing.

flicker,

This better not awaken anything in me.

UraniumBlazer,

K, why does Anakin look incredibly sexy in the final shot?

gregorum, (edited )

When doesn’t he?

teft,
@teft@lemmy.world avatar

Because Anakin is a sexy mofo.

UraniumBlazer,

Not in live action. He’s a whiny little bitch there

PugJesus,
PugJesus avatar

Weird way to spell Obi-Wan

Look at that smolder!

greenskye,

It’s the eyelashes and sort of eyeliner look that isn’t as common on men. Gives him a slightly feminine feel. Also you might be bi or gay.

UraniumBlazer, (edited )

“Might be gay”

HAH… I am indeed quite gay, respected gentleperson

lemmy_get_my_coat,

That’s crazy that this is how you found out. Congrats!

aviationeast,

You were like a father to me obi-wan. Don’t go where I cannot follow.

Gabu,

Let’s be honest, Obi-Wan wouldn’t stand a chance in this fight. His only two advantages against Anakin in their duel were emotional stability and Soresu, and even then Anakin was forcing him back all the way to the lava riverbanks.
Anakin would probably refuse to kill his old master, though.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Yeah, but with the high ground…

StoneyDcrew,

I think you are underestimating Anakins power!

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

He shouldn’t try it

metaStatic,

100% would cut off his hand though

Gabu,

Absolutely. Anakin is the #1 user of Dooku’s patented “steal yo arms” technique.

aeronmelon,

I want a Star Wars What If…? series so badly.

rob_t_firefly, (edited )
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar
Maultasche,

They made three

gregorum, (edited )

Ugh, I have to read? I thought I was done with that back in the 20th century. I just want to Disney+ it into my brain!

CitizenKong,

What if… the Holiday Special was canon?

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Do you REALLY want canonical wookie porn?

teft,
@teft@lemmy.world avatar

Only if it is filmed entirely in Shyriiwook.

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar
Sunforged, (edited )

I have never been more serious in my life.

Yes.

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/7207c090-78ce-430f-903d-f082bb069505.jpeg

rob_t_firefly,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

The Mando series canonized it in the first episode.

BEATRICE ARTHUR IS CANON.

CitizenKong, (edited )

Damn, a lot of dark shit must have happened to him to turn him to the dark side. Canonically, Obi-Wan is probably one of the most “jedi” Jedis, even his fighting style Soresu is almost exclusively defensive.

Manalith,

As someone running a soresu based jedi in a ttrpg, there’s a lot of times I get real frustrated not having a solid high damage finisher, which does lead to dark thoughts soooo.

CitizenKong,

Yeah, I mean, maybe in this scenario Qui-Gon didn’t die and took Anakin as a second apprentice so that Obi-Wan would be constantly frustrated by being upstaged by that “kid” who is naturally stronger in the force, which will lead to his downfall. His final act of turning would be killing Qui-Gon. Although the Emperor wanted Anakin as his apprentice, he wouldn’t be able to turn him and take Obi-Wan as a consolation price, still managing to establish the Empire with Order 66.

Manalith,

The next question then, in this universe where Qui-Gon lives, does Dooku remain a jedi? That would lead to very different outcomes.

pennomi,

It could definitely make sense. He kills Maul leading Palpatine to scout him out for his talent.

VindictiveJudge,
@VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world avatar

And if Maul returns like in TCW, Palpantine would definitely use it as an opportunity to pit his apprentices against each other since they’re more closely connected that Anakin and Maul. He’d absolutely leverage Satine’s death the same way he leveraged Anakin’s fear for Padme.

Gabu,

Obi-Wan is a self-contained dichotomy. He’s simultaneously very lax with applying the rules to his apprentice, in a similar way to Qui-Gon Jinn, but also incredibly strict with following the will of the council, even above the Will of the Force.

mindbleach,

Put that way, he’s committed to personal discipline. He understands why he’s doing what he’s doing and could not simply force the conclusion onto someone else. Like Anakin’s not gonna get it unless it does it himself.

Spoiler: Anakin does not get it.

prettybunnys,

A lot of dark shit DID happen to Obi Wan.

Blaze,
@Blaze@dormi.zone avatar

Nice one, who’s the artist?

PugJesus,

Reevesartisse, I’ll put it in the title

Blaze,
@Blaze@dormi.zone avatar

Thanks!

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

Using two accounts to post and comment really confused me for a sec OP haha

The magic of the fediverse 😘👌

PugJesus,

Heh, Kbin is having some teething troubles at the moment.

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