Sims,

Afair, almost all owls are 90% legs and a big feathered head. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUlCLi5i3GM

underisk,
@underisk@lemmy.ml avatar

That bird had legs that wouldn’t quit, and an unblinking stare that looked right into your soul. She kept pleading with me to tell her “Who? Who?” but I had no answers.

NotSpez,

Reminds me of the good ol SuperbOwl days

reev,
NotSpez,

Instant sub

alphacyberranger,
@alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works avatar

Does this count as upskirting?

Weviam,

It is funny

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

“Sir, I must insist you unhand my pantaloons post-haste.”

wesker,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Nice khakis.

MasterNerd,
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

You know seeing how you phrased the sentence, I know intuitively that it should be long, skinny legs instead of skinny long legs but I’m not sure why

Theharpyeagle,

There’s actually a “proper” order of adjectives in English!

csmonitor.com/…/Explaining-the-royal-order-of-adj…

It’s not something ever learn directly, but nonetheless we all seem to inherently know it. Why this order? Who knows! It’s one of many weird quirks of our language (and some others). It’s certainly a hard thing for non-native speakers to pick up on.

nul,

I honestly wouldn’t blame anyone who just rage quits English upon getting to this lesson in ESL class.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

english isn’t special all languages have this

how do you think anglophones feel when they learn french and have to say “small balloon red”?

Secret300,

It’s always something new with these fuckers

Melkath,

Why do I have the vague urge to report this image to the authorities?

rockSlayer,

I don’t know why, but this is absolutely hilarious to me

wellee,

Why is it chained up like that?

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Probably to keep it from flying away

wolfpack86,

Or to keep it from clawing its handler to death for exposing his secret.

Seleni,

Those are jesses used to let the handlers keep ahold of the bird while on their glove, as well as tether the bird to a perch. So basically the bird version of a leash.

Viking_Hippie,
ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

because slavery is still legal in some parts of the world.

we’re not free unless we’re ALL free!

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

ShepherdPie,

When you don’t have the right body-type for skinny jeans/leggings

Immersive_Matthew,

I wonder how they taste?

rdyoung,

With their tongues.

MasterNerd,
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

So 1: this appears to be someone’s pet so not cool

2: doesn’t look like there’s be much meat to taste

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