OC Pineapple not only belongs on pizza, but is superior to all other possible toppings.

I have extensive evidence to support this.

  • doesn’t get stringy and stuck between your teeth
  • so convenient - can be sourced from a can without being 10000% revolting
  • vegan, vegetarian, and gluten-free
  • choose your own adventure: fresh enzyme mouth tingles or gentle sweet tidbits
  • as American as cheese on apple pie
  • not green pepper
mrbigmouth502,
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It's not my favorite topping, but it works well on a BBQ chicken pizza. Upvoting anyway because you make some good points.

snailwizard,
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Pineapple reigns supreme. It is also, as you said, not green bell pepper (or olives)

Drinkoffee,

Upvoting your bravery, even if outright wrong. You deserve jail, but I hope cuisine lords forgive you one day.

roofuskit,
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I prefer food that doesn't digest me back.

BackwoodsGump,

Pineapple goes so well with spicy toppings on pizza. Pineapple and jalapenos is a great combo.

Abigail,
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Whom remember the 90s, when pineapple on pizza was so un-controversial that they sold it in grocery stores?

BlackCoffee, (edited )
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Having a good greasy pizza and topping it off with some nice pineapple is the way to go.

That fresh and fruitiness along with the greasiness is just chefs kiss

bigbluealien,
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as American as cheese on apple pie

I can get behind pineapple on pizza but now I'm just confused, what kind of cheese are we talking about here

BottleUpAndExplode,

Cheese, specifically sharp cheddar, has been served with apple pie in the U.S. as early as the 1800s. But the combination was likely born in England in the 17th century; a tradition of using dairy-based sauces in pies evolved into an affinity for topping pie with cheese instead.

Source

starlinguk,
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Europeans still eat fruit with cheese. Mature cheddar and apple, pear and blue cheese, brie and grapes... Deeeelicious.

kestrel7,
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The context missing here is that apples weren't nearly so sweet prior to breeding in the late 1800's. Colonial-era apple pie was closer to what we might think of as a mashed potato pie, it was a savory dish. The "American as apple pie" thing comes from the late 1700's/early 1800's when apple pie was a regular weeknight meal for working-class Americans, it wasn't seen as a dessert until much later.

This is also why potatoes are called "pommes de terre" in French (apples of the earth).

HeartyBeast,
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I didn't come to kbin for this kind of horrific radicalised content!

Adlantor,
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Pineapple pizza gang rise up!

xNIBx,

In Greece, it is pretty popular to eat melon/watermelon with feta cheese. It combines the sweet and salty flavours. The watery nature of the fruit washes away the saltiness of the cheese. Unsurprisingly, the creator of pineapple pizza was a greek from Canada.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaiian_pizza

doylo,

When I was a kid, Italian restaurants had melon and Parma ham as a starter, salt ham and sweet melon was the best. Haven't had it in years though.

art_vandelay,

For me, pineapple on pizza only works where there is something spicy to work with the sweetness. Pineapple and jalapeno is a great combo for me.

LChitman,
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Same, I finally got around to trying this a couple of weeks ago and it is delicious. I went double pepperoni, ham, pineapple and jalapeños.

syntacticmistake,
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I like pineapple on pizza but banana on pizza is superior.

johnkbin,

what the fuck

MrsEaves,
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Excuse me, WHAT

killall-q,
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Why not both?

azurestrike,

Because I want to eat a pizza, not a damn fruit salad.

Abigail,
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I tried this once, on the internet’s recommendation. Possibly the first time in my life I didn’t finish a pizza.

dandee,

Pineapple is good true, but after spending time in the oven it kind of wilts. The flavor is there, but the texture of hot soft pineapple is to me a little off putting. I do like it on baked cakes, though usually after refrigerating.

CatBookCat,
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my issue is that when I've ordered pizza with pineapple on it the cheese under the pineapple is undercooked

HERRAX,

I recommend adding the pineapple after it's been in the oven, or just a minute or so before you take it out if you don't want any temperature difference. Saves the texture and tastes better imo!

hellerphant,
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Give me a BBQ chicken pizza with some caramelised onions, and some Pineapple, we got a stew going on!

AnakinSandlover,
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Sweet + savory is a flavor profile that's been used in many cuisines for a long time. Pineapple on pizza = inclusive and diverse.

Shift_,
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Some people don't appreciate the beauty of sweet and savory I guess. It's their loss.

CatBookCat,
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loss? did i hear someone say loss?

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