SevenOfWine,

It’s not the size of the rock that matters, it’s how you throw it.

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hitting something with a ranged attack. Doesn’t matter the target, doesn’t matter the projectile. Basketball at hoop, dart at dart board, pee at poo stain, bb gun at empty can, snowball at tree, bullet at bullseye, it’s all the same to us

TheSlad,

Jizz at the crude target that I drew on my wall with crayon… yea its all them same really

sugar_in_your_tea,

That explains the large rocks from great heights thing. Now I understand my instincts. Thank you wise sage.

roguetrick,
Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

Satisfying even just to watch

xantoxis,

yes

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Believe it or not, that was part of a U.S. presidential campaign.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Gravel#2008_presidenti…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rZdAB4V_j8

roguetrick,

Yeah, it wasn’t easy finding a mike gravel gif.

aeharding,
@aeharding@lemmy.world avatar

i the rock

RampantParanoia2365,

Pizza Rolls.

RememberTheApollo_,

Doesn’t know any men in real life? Does she live in a nunnery?

Donkter,

I think this is a tongue-in-cheek jab at the very real issue of men who try to write women who literally don’t have any women in their lives except possibly their mothers.

RememberTheApollo_,

Hm. Completely missed that, but then I don’t read articles about what women want.

PopcornTin,

That’s reading a lot into the post. Her profile says she’s a feminist cartoonist. This is standard virtue signaling. She is such a great feminist, against the patriarchy, she doesn’t know a single one. You still know you’re father, brother, male coworkers? You’re not on her level.

xantoxis,

The reply is also tongue-in-cheek, it’s just when you pluck these things out of their context and put them as screenshots on a different website in front of people who dont’ follow the individuals involved, you end up with goofy takes about it.

Also, not for nothing, the way this was screenshot feels like somebody wanted to dunk on the Female Woman Writer instead of reading it in the spirit it was written.

Donkter,

I kind of agree that it seems like the reply is in on it.

bstix,

Is that actually a very real issue, or is just another stereotype? The whole thing is so meta.

Donkter,

A little of both. I think it was a more common issue a few decades ago and I know it was a common theme on the internet in the 2000s now that a new generation discovers it over and over it kind of perpetuates as a stereotype but I know male writers are so much better about it today than years ago for the same reason.

Dagwood222,

Probably, because no one has ever lied about anything on the interwebs.

stillitcomes,

If you join any big writing community (the Reddit one most obviously) you’ll be stunned at the number of “How do I write [opposite sex]?” posts. Most of them are from men but there are a surprising amount of women making those posts too.

yeah,

Nodding off in a chair after a big meal.

Squirrelsdrivemenuts,

Building a dam in a stream and forming a little lake. Then opening the dam and making a tidal wave.

ZombieMantis,
@ZombieMantis@lemmy.world avatar

That was one of my favorite activities when I was a kid. We had a steam behind our home, I made a tiny little ecosystem for frogs and crawdads to hang out in, between the flowing parts of the stream 😊 fond memories.

lledrtx,

I did something similar too but no animals. You had a great childhood 👍

chiliedogg,

That’s my favorite part of the book version of “IT.” The scene just captures childhood so well.

Blackmist,

It wasn’t the weird kiddy gangbang scene then?

King’s cocaine pile must have looked like the one from Scarface at the point he wrote that.

chiliedogg,

One of the few times I can think of where a 100% accurate film adaptation of a classic novel would be a felony.

SevenOfWine,

I’m honestly surprised that Stephen King’s obsession with including child abuse and rape in his books hasn’t caused more waves in the age of twitter. Certainly a bit weird how Stephen King is often recommended to young adults.

tigeruppercut,

I mean, I’m on board with young adults being familiar with abuse in print so if it happens in real life they have an idea of what’s going on.

Agent641, (edited )

Literally did this last weekend, in a freshwater stream at the beach. Im 34.

Mouselemming,

Not a man, but it seems to me that if you asked most men what they would like to do if they found themselves alone on the battlements of an abandoned castle, they’d say “Pee over the edge.” Dropping a stone is the substitute for when people are around.

AnarchoSnowPlow,

Pee doesn’t “bloop”

Dave,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

I feel like it could be a bit windy on the battlements of an abandoned castle? I’d probably also pick the stone if it was a headwind.

Smokeydope,
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

Successfully unsticking your balls from an uncomfortable position in public with only minor leg motions

omnomed,
NoSpiritAnimal,
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t like this at all, but I am a male fish

echodot,

If there is a fire it must be bothered. It must be prodded several times and sticks need adding to it. The fire cannot be trusted not take care of itself.

WalrusDragonOnABike,

Of the 3 people who I know who particularly like poking at fires, all of them are girls.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Supported by my wife and I. She makes fires in the fire pit in the yard. I don’t even like fires. I hate smelling like smoke.

ElderWendigo,

This mostly applies to other people’s fires. My fires mostly collapse in on themselves gracefully and I might take offense at anyone prodding it before it’s ready.

TheSlad,

Its just fun to poke at a fire with a stick, but we’ve had “dont play with fire!” Drilled into us so hard we have to pretend like we’re doing something productive.

sugar_in_your_tea,
sunbeam60,

Weeeelllllll, I’m going to go out on a limb here and state that I do believe my fire tending helps the wood burn cleanly and wholly. That’s why I constantly prod and adjust it.

HootinNHollerin, (edited )

One time I hollowed out a pickle and put a string cheese/ mozzarella stick inside then battered and fried the whole thing

ComradePorkRoll,

consuming the cheese from a phallic object

Hmm.

pancakes,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Fellas, is it gay to eat cylindrical shaped foods?

corymbia,

Only if you kiss.

Agent641,

Only if you slide it in and out of your mouth several times before biting down.

HootinNHollerin,

Ur the only one making it gay

ComradePorkRoll,

It don’t matter your sexual orientation, consuming the fromunda cheese is plain wrong.

HootinNHollerin,

So lemme clarify for you that first you thought of dick cheese, called someone gay for your thought, then followed that with a thought of under balls cheese… Something’s on your mind

the_post_of_tom_joad,

Now I am here in hopes that i may help make it gay. Mmmmm gay

blanketswithsmallpox,

Pissing off shit and period stains in the toilet.

Anticorp,

Sticks, and boobs. Not necessarily in that order.

Laticauda,

Boobs aren’t universal for every man though. Some prefer ass.

Anticorp,

Even the ones that prefer ass still pretty much like boobs too. I’ve even heard gay guys comment on a nice rack before.

sugar_in_your_tea,

IDK, my wife also likes a nice rack, but she’s more picky than me. I guess I just have lower standards.

Laticauda,

I’ve known a couple of gay guys who just think boobs are either weird or a little gross lol.

IRQBreaker,

Sticks! Very important.

Jackhammer_Joe,

And boobs! Veryer important

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