NOT_RICK,
@NOT_RICK@lemmy.world avatar

He had finished his deployment and was heading back to the U.S. when he made a side trip to Vladivostok, Russia, to visit a woman he was romantically involved with, officials said.

What a fucking idiot

CptEnder,

Bruh that must be some fire sex if it’s worth gulog

PseudorandomNoise,
@PseudorandomNoise@lemmy.world avatar

“Also yes, it vibrates”

deranger,

I’m certain this travel was “unofficial” and not cleared with the correct people. I had to go talk to the security officer for an interview / safety brief and a signature when I was stationed in Italy and wanted to visit a friend in Budapest. No fucking way they’d let someone go to Russia right now.

gravitas_deficiency,

This. Russia is an adversary state. We’re closer to actual direct conflict with them than we have been since the Cuban missile crisis. There’s a 0% this was above board and approved.

gravitas_deficiency,

I’ll take “from Russia with love” for $400, alex

JackFrostNCola,

In the form of a question please

ZeffSyde,

Will I take "From Russia, With Love ’ for $400, Alex?

MyPornViewingAccount,

Yo somebody really fucked up their travel brief if theyre in Russia right now.

Would hate to be that guy’s commander.

CptEnder,

“St Petersburg, pencilled in Florida” fuckfuckfuck

radiohead37,

There will be no prisoner swap for this one.

Anyolduser,

If only he’d thought to bring some weed into Russia with him!

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