Warning to all: I am a bicanthrope. Yes, my bisexuality is a phase...like the moon. I become horny for plethoras of genders as the full moon waxes and will randomly thirst over thembos, hunks, and adorable dudes that I was nonplussed about the week before.
BEWARE: If I bite you, you too will become cursed with bicanthropy and become a libidinous disaster. I suggest polyamory and attending an orgy or two. 😉
Okay, so people often assume that Vampires are bisexual because they suck everybody and live so long you assume they'd try everything at least once.
...but why do we not assume all werewolves and lycanthropes are bisexual? They are also immortal, are willing to eat anybody, and are a metaphor for giving into one's passions and sinful instincts...so basically A METAPHOR FOR BISEXUAL STEREOTYPES!?!
This is bi erasure once more! I demand we recognize that lycanthropes can be bicanthropes!
I am bi as in somehow, even though I'm a lesbian, I am gay for Prince in Purple Rain. Like...I can't even comprehend what you're doing to me here Prince, but um...I'll follow you wherever you like please...please...
How is a lesbian to choose who to romance in Stardew Valley?! Do I date the artsy dyke in the forest? What about the cute femme with blue hair that makes me see rainbows when she dances?! Or the adorably nerdy science girl! Oh, and then there's the pretty girl who struggles with depression and poverty just waiting for a butch farm lady to take her away from her struggles!?! And the gamer girl with purple hair...
Now, even more importantly, how is a #BisexualDisaster supposed to choose who to romance in Stardew Valley?!?!
There's all the amazing girls...but then, there's that sad guy I just want to give hugs to as I help him recover from depression. The emo boy who is in a band! Or that fabulous writer with great hair who lives on the ocean?! Or the twink doctor with the adorable mustache!?!
I am mystified as to why this game wasn't originally designed with polyamory built-in.
That said, it's clearly #BiErasure that there is no way to be represented in our inability to sit straight. Where's the option to awkwardly straddle a chair sideways with the bisexual leg sprawl?