Warning to all: I am a bicanthrope. Yes, my bisexuality is a phase...like the moon. I become horny for plethoras of genders as the full moon waxes and will randomly thirst over thembos, hunks, and adorable dudes that I was nonplussed about the week before.
BEWARE: If I bite you, you too will become cursed with bicanthropy and become a libidinous disaster. I suggest polyamory and attending an orgy or two. 😉
@JoscelynTransient I guess you could bi-te me, but based on your description of a bicanthrope it wouldn't change too much about me.
but listen... bite where, and how hard? 😈
Okay, so people often assume that Vampires are bisexual because they suck everybody and live so long you assume they'd try everything at least once.
...but why do we not assume all werewolves and lycanthropes are bisexual? They are also immortal, are willing to eat anybody, and are a metaphor for giving into one's passions and sinful instincts...so basically A METAPHOR FOR BISEXUAL STEREOTYPES!?!
This is bi erasure once more! I demand we recognize that lycanthropes can be bicanthropes!
@JoscelynTransient Depending on the lore but usually werewolves are not immortal. That's what makes them different from vampires. Or one of the things.
@JoscelynTransient Where do you stand on the other classics? Mummies? Merfolk? I mean, I think we can assume with fairies, but what about goblins and gnomes?
@JoscelynTransient This all tracks pretty well to me. I think the mummy problem comes with what version of mummy we're talking about. Classic wrapped up? Hard to say. Brendan Frasier movie? Everything fucks.
@SDZ Okay, yeah, no, Mummies and their archeologists FUCK. They are the most likely to be found in an ambiguous and confusingly hot arrangement actively participating in an orgy at a kink party.
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