endDRM, 5 months ago to HashtagGames If the elf on the shelf could talk? If the elf on the shelf could talk, it would say, "Make sure the stockings are stuffed with DRM-free media!" https://www.defectivebydesign.org/guide/ #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk #HashtagGames #EndDRM #DRMFreeLiving
If the elf on the shelf could talk? If the elf on the shelf could talk, it would say, "Make sure the stockings are stuffed with DRM-free media!" https://www.defectivebydesign.org/guide/ #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk #HashtagGames #EndDRM #DRMFreeLiving
AchesAndPains, 5 months ago to HashtagGames #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk #HashtagGames When no one is looking, I sneak a few of granny’s pills
#IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk #HashtagGames When no one is looking, I sneak a few of granny’s pills
AchesAndPains, 5 months ago to HashtagGames #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk #HashtagGames I always skip leg day
#IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk #HashtagGames I always skip leg day
AchesAndPains, 5 months ago to HashtagGames #iftheelfontheshelfcouldtalk #HashtagGames Come next November, I’ll be the Elf At The Polls. Vote BLUE!
#iftheelfontheshelfcouldtalk #HashtagGames Come next November, I’ll be the Elf At The Polls. Vote BLUE!
jasondidner, 5 months ago to HashtagGames “How did I let myself get this talked into this gig? I’m afraid of heights!” #HashTagGames #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk #HashItOut
“How did I let myself get this talked into this gig? I’m afraid of heights!”
#HashTagGames #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk #HashItOut
paul, 5 months ago (edited 5 months ago) to HashtagGames She feeds it. Scoops it poop out of a sandbox. It knocks the Christmas tree over and she puts it all back together again. Oh, then later in the day, she tells it is a good boy and gives it treats just because it decided to let her pet him after snubbing her all day. I tell you, Maude, this goes on every day. We see the same stuff the cat sees. If we would blackmail them like it must be doing, we could live on the shelf year-round. Think about it #HashTagGames #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk
She feeds it. Scoops it poop out of a sandbox. It knocks the Christmas tree over and she puts it all back together again.
Oh, then later in the day, she tells it is a good boy and gives it treats just because it decided to let her pet him after snubbing her all day.
I tell you, Maude, this goes on every day.
We see the same stuff the cat sees. If we would blackmail them like it must be doing, we could live on the shelf year-round.
Think about it #HashTagGames #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk
DrewCommins, 5 months ago to HashtagGames Don't flatter yourself. I've seen you naked. #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk #HashtagGames
Don't flatter yourself. I've seen you naked.
#IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk #HashtagGames
jcutting, 5 months ago to HashtagGames #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk #HashtagGames Kurtz moaning the horror the horror
Kurtz moaning the horror the horror
kkainz, 5 months ago to HashtagGames "St. Nicholas is threatening to replace me with a Google Nest camera" #iftheelfontheshelfcouldtalk #hashtaggames
"St. Nicholas is threatening to replace me with a Google Nest camera"
#iftheelfontheshelfcouldtalk #hashtaggames
CardboardRobot, 5 months ago to HashtagGames I’m not an elf. You know what doesn’t rhyme with industrial design consultant? Everything, that’s what! #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk #HashtagGames
I’m not an elf. You know what doesn’t rhyme with industrial design consultant? Everything, that’s what!
kkainz, 5 months ago to random "I smile through the pain" #iftheelfontheshelfcouldtalk #hashhtaggames
"I smile through the pain"
#iftheelfontheshelfcouldtalk #hashhtaggames
kkainz, 5 months ago to HashtagGames "Oof, I've been sitting way too long...pins-and-needles pins-and-needles pins-and-needles" #iftheelfontheshelfcouldtalk #hashtaggames
"Oof, I've been sitting way too long...pins-and-needles pins-and-needles pins-and-needles"
CardboardRobot, 5 months ago to HashtagGames Wanna see my head go all the way around? #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk #HashtagGames
Wanna see my head go all the way around?
CardboardRobot, 5 months ago to HashtagGames Just name the f*cking horse already! #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk #HashtagGames
Just name the f*cking horse already!
Christofurio, 5 months ago to random The MenschontheBench is stealing my schtick. Is there a holiday-mascot court where I can bring an IP lawsuit? #Iftheelfontheshelfcouldtalk
The MenschontheBench is stealing my schtick. Is there a holiday-mascot court where I can bring an IP lawsuit? #Iftheelfontheshelfcouldtalk
ClaraListensprechen4, 5 months ago to HashtagGames #HashtagGames #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk This is the other World War I flying ace looking for Snoopy
#HashtagGames #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk
This is the other World War I flying ace looking for Snoopy
garthderby, 5 months ago to HashtagGames #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk Does this make me a knickknack now, Or am I a paddywhack somehow? ##HashtagGames
#IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk
Does this make me a knickknack now, Or am I a paddywhack somehow?
##HashtagGames
Jason844, 5 months ago @garthderby If the talking elf wants to be paddyWHACKED, that can be arranged... #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk #HashtagGames
@garthderby If the talking elf wants to be paddyWHACKED, that can be arranged...
jimbush, 5 months ago to HashtagGames I don't know how to say this, kid, but... Your parents are freaks. #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk #HashtagGames
I don't know how to say this, kid, but...
Your parents are freaks.
JensHannemann, 5 months ago to HashtagGames That’s not where the candy cane goes… #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk #HashtagGames
That’s not where the candy cane goes…
DemocracySpot, 5 months ago (edited 5 months ago) to HashtagGames #HashtagGames #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk Welcome. FIRST thing to know—we're not clones. Scout Elves have names. Mine's Ted. Now to the reason we're here: Elf on the Shelf® is the registered trademark of CCA and B LLC d/b/a The Lumistella Company. All rights reserved. Use of Elf on the Shelf® without the trademark symbol infringes the rights of The Lumistella Company and is subject to legal action. Thanks for coming to another of my Ted Talks™ © TED Conferences, LLC. All rights reserved.
Welcome. FIRST thing to know—we're not clones. Scout Elves have names. Mine's Ted. Now to the reason we're here:
Elf on the Shelf® is the registered trademark of CCA and B LLC d/b/a The Lumistella Company. All rights reserved.
Use of Elf on the Shelf® without the trademark symbol infringes the rights of The Lumistella Company and is subject to legal action.
Thanks for coming to another of my Ted Talks™ © TED Conferences, LLC. All rights reserved.
JensHannemann, 5 months ago to HashtagGames I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk #HashtagGames
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.
Huck, 5 months ago to HashtagGames Elf On The Shelf might soon be sporting duct tape and cement shoes. #HashTagGames #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk
Elf On The Shelf might soon be sporting duct tape and cement shoes. #HashTagGames #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk
dannotdaniel, 5 months ago to HashtagGames People would just start asking it to do dumb mindless shit all the time like set timers or give the weather forecast, and it would quickly become a Chucky situation #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk #HashTagGames
People would just start asking it to do dumb mindless shit all the time like set timers or give the weather forecast, and it would quickly become a Chucky situation
#IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk #HashTagGames
MrShoggoth, 5 months ago to HashtagGames “Sorry, Timmy. Santa lost all of this year’s present money taking the ‘over’ on the Jets game.” #IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk #HashtagGames
“Sorry, Timmy. Santa lost all of this year’s present money taking the ‘over’ on the Jets game.”