JeremyMallin, to random
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#RandomThoughts
What excuse can we come up with today to sit in lawn chairs eating snacks and drinking beverages in a park while staring up at the sky?

JeremyMallin, to random
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#RandomThoughts
A food processor chops, grinds, mixes, and blends food.

So, a word processor… ? 🤪

Maybe that's where alphabet soup comes from? 🤔

JeremyMallin, to random
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Is maple syrup tree blood?

JeremyMallin, to random
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#RandomThoughts
What the heck does "waited on a line of greens and blues" mean?

JeremyMallin, to random
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#RandomThoughts
Have you ever noticed that on Star Trek: TNG and later, they still eat, but you never see any toilets or plumbing?

Did they come up with some sort of medical breakthrough or something?

JeremyMallin, to physics
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What would the universe look like if there were more than one time-like dimensions?

#RandomThoughts #Physics #Cosmology #Mathematics

JeremyMallin, to random
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What do you call it when you have to urinate when you're talking to other adults? Do you think being neurodivergent or neurotypical affects it at all? 🤔

• pee
• p
• piss
• pish
• pee pee
• whiz
• use the restroom
• go to the bathroom
• use the lavatory
• drain the lizard
• recycle some [insert beverage here]

JeremyMallin, to actuallyautistic
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#RandomThoughts
In the movie, Crocodile Dundee, when he is surprised by 7 million people all wanting to live together, and everyone laughed, is it an autistic thing to completely understand his level of disbelief and think that it's funny but also not? 🙋‍♂️

#ActuallyAutistic
@actuallyautistic

JeremyMallin, to StarTrek
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What happens on Deep Spaces 1 through 8? Are there Deep Spaces greater than 9? Does anyone else ever wonder about this?

JeremyMallin, to actuallyautistic
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Where are all my fellow autistic Jews?

Were you too forced to have a Bar Mitzvah (or Bat Mitzvah) party and had to invite a bunch of kids you barely knew so that you could fill out a "friends" table?

And then you had to take turns dancing with half of them too even though you were socially awkward and physically clumsy as Hell?

🙋‍♂️

#ActuallyAutistic
@actuallyautistic
#RandomThoughts

JeremyMallin, to random
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"…smells worse than a butt convention"

Why would there ever be such a thing??

JeremyMallin, to random
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#RandomThoughts
Do you think there would be any life coaches if they all had to be licensed?

JeremyMallin, to random
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Do folks in other countries know where we are talking about when we refer to specific USA states (I'm in Michigan) or should we always include the country as well? (I'm in Michigan, USA)
#RandomThoughts

JeremyMallin, to random
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Even the name "Discord" never sounded like a good way to foster community or discussion.

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Is it redundant for me to star a post if I've already boosted it?

peterrelph, to philosophy
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#RandomThoughts

I have no belief in any gods but I do not identify as an atheist.

I have no belief in pink elephants on Mars, but I do not identify as an "a-pink elephants on Mars-ist" either.

Why would I want to identify as a non-believer in any of the infinite number of potential imaginable nonsenses that exist?

Why would anyone?

#philosophy

JeremyMallin, to random
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#RandomThoughts
Can anyone tell me how "cheddar" came to be used as slang for cash? It's not orange. It's not cheesy in any way. So, why "cheddar"?

JeremyMallin, to random
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#RandomThoughts
I'm old enough to know what Tab soda was, but not old enough to have ever tasted it. (It was basically cola for grown-ups.)

JeremyMallin, to random
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#RandomThoughts
It hurts my brain a little when I see potatoes marketed as "baked fries". Which is it?

#WordsUsedToMeanThings

JeremyMallin, to Etymology
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#RandomThoughts
How did Brits ever get "Spain" from "España"? 🤔

None of the vowel signs and not even all of the consonant sounds.

#Etymology #Pronunciation

JeremyMallin, to random
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Does anybody else call it a "tushy chin" whenever someone has a dimpled chin? 🙋‍♂️

(It's an actor in this show we're watching tonight. Not naming names though. 😇)

JeremyMallin, to random
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#RandomThoughts
"Easy peel packaging!"

How can we brag about the fact that we're too cheap and obnoxious to use resealable packaging?

skro, to random French
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Au fait, pourquoi n'appelle-t-on pas une demi-finale au format aller-retour une pinte-finale?
#RandomThoughts

JeremyMallin, to random
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Does anyone ever use "ass" any more to refer to the braying, four legged, pack animal? Or have the once slang definitions become the primary definitions?

JeremyMallin, to random
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#RandomThoughts
I have never in my life actually seen anyone faint in real life, but it seems to happen all the time on television shows. 🤔

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