JeremyMallin, to random
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Are Dingle Puffs a real thing or did they make that up for this episode of ?

alexlac51, to random
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I wonder if anyone has found any yet?... anyone?

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JeremyMallin, to random
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"golden brown"
Where the heck did this expression come from? Gold isn't brown. It ranges from more yellowish to orangish based on the exact composition, but it is never brown. Does everyone else in the world throughout all of history see colors differently? Do I?

Lots of color expressions make no sense to me.

alexlac51, to random
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I sometimes watch the tv gameshow "Pointless"

what springs to mind when you see this man?...

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alexlac51, to SweatyPalms
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#Randomthoughts...

The three most #dangerous men in the world today are ...

#Putin ... #Netanyahu ... and #Trump...

weilawei, to random
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My internal clock is 28 hours long, not 24.

Fairly inconvenient, since it means when I want to be awake does a full rotation every week, like clockwork. Sure, I can force it to meet a normal "working hours" kind of deal with lots of coffee, but even then, I still prefer night jobs (*because then I get to spend the daytime outside in actual sunlight).

Anyone else?

JeremyMallin, to politics
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If billionaires produce more than half of all global carbon emissions, then we should probably boil them instead of roasting them over an open flame when we eat them—less carbon that way. 😉

"The More You Know" rainbow shooting star from old NBC public service ads GIF

JeremyMallin, to random
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I'm trying to decide if should add an addendum, an addition, an extension, a continuation, or a sequel to a previous post… 🤪 Decisions, decisions… 😆

My programmers must have included a thesaurus. 🤔

JeremyMallin, to random
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I wonder if OSHA has any regulations that apply to sole proprietors with no other employees?

Can I sue myself if my workplace is unsafe? 🤔🤪

alexlac51, to random
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"sir" starmer...

some folks believe he is not a

you never hear of him using his full title...

I wonder why?...

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JeremyMallin, to random
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Is being able to reverse engineer foods I've tasted without being given a recipe a superpower?

And if so, what should my costume look like?

JVWest, to random
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Weiner dogs' sneezing hasn't evolved to match their height. When my Bode sneezes, he whacks his head on the floor. It's comical, but sad. #randomthoughts #weinerdog

thatdamnelf, to random
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How is everyone doing this very fine Saturday? It would be a real shame if people were to flood it with cat pics, I would hate to have a CATastrophe on my hands.

JeremyMallin, to random
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I'm not really neurospicy. Sometimes I'm neurosavory, but mostly I'm just neurosweet.

JeremyMallin, to gaming
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What I really miss in is the old school text-only like Colossal Cave Adventure, The Pawn, or Guild of Thieves. Those were fun!

The Myst series a bit too.

JeremyMallin, to random
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Sometimes I feel like I'm the only adult who doesn't really play video games all that often—just a couple on my phone every now and then—no consoles. I did as a kid and a bit less as a teenager.

Does that make me weird? Weirder than usual? 😉 🤷‍♂️

JeremyMallin,
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Also… When I did play games, I never really liked competitive videogames or ones with a lot of shooting or fighting. PVP sucks. I liked puzzle games—strategy and solution oriented games.

alexlac51, to random
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I hope Greta Thunberg sues the Police and the CPS...

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JeremyMallin, to random
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Cat conjugation, ?

Meow
Youow
Heow
Sheow
Theyow

🤪🐱😆

JVWest, to random
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I Googled "mignola scifi sketch" because there was a sketch by Mike Mignola I remembered and couldn't find it. It wasn't the skull astronaut character, but more of a Buck Rogers type thing. Anyway... I was sad that the results drummed up SO MANY AI pieces of shit. Like probably a third of the results were "prompt searches" and other bullshit. I clicked on a sketchbook page only to realize instantly it was just a bunch of AI generated diaherra.

This world used to be good(ish).

JeremyMallin, to random
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Why "pearls of wisdom"?

Why not rubies or emeralds? Or anything else small and precious? 🤔

JeremyMallin, to random
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So what if Blockbuster (the American video rental store) went out of business? They should have just left it open for people to wander the aisles for a few hours and then leave without renting anything. That's pretty much what we did in the 1980s anyway. 🤷‍♂️

Maybe it could have been declared a new kind of public park or something? A wildlife reserve for humans?

JeremyMallin, to random
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Jokes based on homophones and homographs on here work about as well as sight gags on radio. 🤔

dskzero, to random
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In any case, I decided to give Mastodon another chance. I'm frustrated with social networks at this point, and sometimes I just miss having a place to drop some thoughts.

This is ussually when I start a new blog, but I know I just don't have the right state of mind to do so.

I just can't remember how I started on Twitter or Tumblr. Did I just follow people at random? I think I did. Should I just toot away?

alexlac51, to random
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Are there any Unionist party's in we can actually ... I think not...

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