WhyNotZoidberg, to art
@WhyNotZoidberg@topspicy.social avatar

Interesting observation:
Almost all "relaxing vistas" wallpapers have a storm coming. I get that painting clouds is more interesting than a clear sky, but I have a hard time finding it relaxing when there is clearly a hell of a storm coming within one to two hours to where my viewpoint is.

Ryuken_san, to threads

The true reason why Threads hasn't been made officially available in Europe is because French people can't pronounce its name!
"Frrred", "Srred", "Trrred" 😔

zelenahope, to GYM

Why, when you go to the gym as a bigger person, to get fit and loose weight are you then mocked by other (thinner) gym goers?

I’ve lost count how many times I’ve been told “go to the gym fatty!” and yet when I do, I get told “go home and eat a burger.”

If your goal is to encourage people to be healthy and exercise, maybe be less of a turd to those attempting to do just that.

gregly, to random
@gregly@retro.pizza avatar

Over the course of my adult life I have seen a steady decrease of actual choice in the tech world, accompanied by a steady increase of the illusion of choice.

And then our kids just accept that this is how it’s always been, because it’s all they know.

The Megacorporate Order planned this from the start, of course. Acclimate everyone to the new normal, slowly. Deprecate the idea of “owning” anything, much less customizing it. Usher in the new feudal age.

It’s sick.

FiStitchWitch, to breakfast
@FiStitchWitch@mstdn.social avatar

Made a decent start on this mornings , but the creature from the deep has started to rumble so I've had to pause for some .

Was sitting thinking I could smell something citrus like, nice and fresh......then I remembered I've got a wax melt on the go just now.

I may be a little dim this morning (no different from any other day, but shush).


JVWest, to random
@JVWest@chirp.enworld.org avatar

Just realized that some of my struggle to comprehend Masto posts is that this place attracts a LOT of tech type folks speaking secrete code dialects. It's like I'm hovering around these wizard circles, listening to ancient secrets I can't understand but they frighten me anyway.

I need to get back to doing something useful.

unfa, to random
@unfa@mastodon.social avatar

Every day you learn a new skill.
Some days you wish you didn't.

JeremyMallin, to linguistics
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar

It seems contradictory to me that at many schools, you can get a bachelor of arts or a bachelor of science in the same field. Which is it? Is the field an art or science?

cliffwade, to random
@cliffwade@allthingstech.social avatar

Image if the US government gave $61 billion to all of the homeless, starving, low income residents of our own country.

Wouldn't that be an amazing thing to do for our own people?

#RandomThoughts #TakeCareOfYourOwn #FightHomelessness #FightHunger

JeremyMallin, to linguistics
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar

I find expressions with directions in them interesting, ones like "beating up", "dressing down", "pitching in", "pulling out".

I wonder if other languages do things like that too.

JeremyMallin, to random
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar

I kind of miss sometimes how in the old place, random celebrities would sometimes pop up in my mentions (even some of the ones I didn't know were celebrities and had to look up) 🤪
#RandomThoughts

CoachMark, to random
@CoachMark@beige.party avatar

Will @Alice remain a sunglasses wearing weiner or will she someday go back to the double slurpee slurpin profile pic? 🤔


JeremyMallin, to random
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar

Does the rain in Spain indeed fall mainly on the plain, or did they just make that up for the rhyme?

JeremyMallin, to random
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar

Why are there no female mascots for breakfast cereals?
#RandomThoughts

JeremyMallin, to random
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar

Idea: A service that supplies people to sit with rich people in their home theaters and hog their arm rests, talk during the movie, and place and receive phone calls on their mobile devices during the movie.
#RandomThoughts

JeremyMallin, to random
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar

Why was there no "Smurfy Smurf"? Why weren't they ALL "Smurfy Smurf"? 🤔

JeremyMallin, to random
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar

Almanacs don't seem as popular as they were hundreds of years ago. 🤔

JeremyMallin, to technology
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar

I think I charge my phone more often than I used to. I used to let it get all the way to single digits before recharging. Lately, I've been recharging when it's still over 75%.

JeremyMallin,
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar

It kind of bothers me that my wireless mouse and headphones don't warn me about low battery reserves until they're below 15%.

JeremyMallin, to random
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar

If it's a two canvas painting, it's a diptych.
If it's three, it's a triptych.
Is there an analogous term for a single canvas? A tych?
What about four, five, six, or more?

#RandomThoughts

JeremyMallin, to random
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar

Honestly, I really thought SEO was going to be the thing to kill Internet search. I really never had pseudo AI garbage on my radar.

Also, I never really had radar.

#RandomThoughts

JeremyMallin, to linguistics
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar

If defenestration is a thing, is fenestration also a thing? How come no one ever uses that in a sentence?

JeremyMallin, to random
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar

I saw someone talking about password rules…

The worst password idea I ever had was to actually write a script to generate 256 random characters, including special characters, to use for my WiFi password. I didn't realize that in the near future, I would have devices that needed WiFi but couldn't accept a cut and paste of the password because they had no USB ports or GUI that would allow it.

Manually entering WiFi passwords on "Smart TVs" and other devices sucks by the way.

#RandomThoughts

axbom, to random
@axbom@axbom.me avatar

Our thumbs moving across screens. Day in. Day out. Our energy devoted to serving the machines and their overlords. Reality itself being distorted by virtual, augmented and generated alternatives.

The overlords don't even have to hide their ambitions anymore. Whatever they speak is gospel.

The Matrix was not a warning of a future to come where we are hooked up to machines, emptied of our energy to serve the desired immortality of our own oppressors.

It was a call to wake up and pull the cord.

#RandomThoughts

JeremyMallin, to mathematics
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar

Are imaginary numbers even and odd or do those names only apply to real integers?

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