@Skepticat
Obviously a totally unhinged rant, decoupled from reality in every possible way, but it was at least internally consistent... That is, until he put "happy" in #ScareQuotes.
Like... Donnie... Why go to all the trouble of crafting one of your perfect little nuggets of #agitprop / #StochasticTerrorism, if you're just gonna cast a shadow of uncertainty over the whole thing at the very end?
This is just so incredibly embarrassing for everyone who follows him, because not only is he wrong about everything, he's not even remotely smooth about it. Not an ounce of real charisma in that entire bloated corpse of his.
Donnie rolls a natural 1 for deception every single time he opens his mouth, but his followers all skipped the wisdom and insight columns on their character sheets, and they all dutifully roll natural 1s on their deception checks.
The same article reports that public universities in Florida are having trouble hiring professors. "During [recruitment] conversations, 'more and more often, we are hearing, "Florida? Not Florida. Not now. Not yet," because they are looking at regulations' like this one, as well as bills passed and proposed by the Florida Legislature."