Aliens probed earth and found out they had mistakenly left behind a beta version of a human emulation bot capable of amassing large amounts of human currency but prone to become more and more irrational and evil over time.
They are now making preparations to transport Elon to their ship as inconspicuously as possible.
Aliens 👽 probed Neptune who replied, “Really? Another one? This is getting old and it’s not even funny! For funny, you want the next planet. I wish you aliens would double check your maps.”
Aliens 👽 probed a jelly bean can and found out about converting the potential energy of a compressed spring to kinetic energy. #AliensProbed_____AndFoundOut#HashtagGames
Aliens probed with probity and found out only those irregularities that required formal consideration - once their work was completed, they left expeditiously having shredded all irrelevant data