@Air_Quotes_Comedian@kolektiva.social
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Air_Quotes_Comedian

@Air_Quotes_Comedian@kolektiva.social

I woke up at age 50 and decided I was now a comedian. As mid-life crisis go it could be worse. Of course, I am having it in public but fortunately I have no audience so, you know, swings and roundabouts.

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CosmicTrigger, to random
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I laughed way too hard at this

Air_Quotes_Comedian,
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@CosmicTrigger I watched it as a small child and I loved it. They showed that shit in the school gym.

That being said it was the 80's and I also liked video nasties and crimes.

CosmicTrigger, to random
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Like putting lipstick on a pig...

Air_Quotes_Comedian,
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@CosmicTrigger I'm putting a bomber command together, which involves consenting geese, canvas webbing, and leftover US phosphorus bombs from the genocide.

These rainbow colors will make identification a breeze from the air.

HONK. HONK MOTHER FUCKER!

CosmicTrigger, to random
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The real reason: he's a transphobic cunt and a fascist whose ideas, morals, and values align completely with the Republican Party his party pretends to oppose:

Air_Quotes_Comedian,
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@CosmicTrigger Transphobic cunt was my first thought too.

CosmicTrigger, to random
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I didn't have high expectations for 'The BOYS' crossover 'Gen V', which is why I took so long to watch it, but it's soooooooooo good.

I don't know if this is considered a 'spoiler' but they took a major plot point from the actual comic book 'The BOYS' and inserted it into 'Gen V'

Air_Quotes_Comedian,
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@CosmicTrigger I'll put it on my DL list. :)

CosmicTrigger, to random
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I'm really glad Jesus died for my sins because holy smokes they just keep on comin'

Air_Quotes_Comedian,
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@CosmicTrigger Yeah, we're gonna need more Jesus's down here Big Guy.

CosmicTrigger, to random
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I wanna know who decided the left were supposed to be the 'tolerant' ones? Because the further left I went, the more INTOLERANT I became. Of racism, of homophobia, of dogmatic all-or-nothing thinking, of capitalist and cop bootlickers - especially since most of them are neither, of the shameless hypocrisy and ridiculously obvious lying on the part of our elected leaders, business community, and the media whose job it is to protect their interests, not the interests of the people.

And so when fascists make it abundantly clear that their intention is to kill me and everyone I love, I'm supposed to tolerate that?

Air_Quotes_Comedian,
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@CosmicTrigger It was either this or Spencer's glass jaw on a loop.

I might've made the wrong choice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kgf5Q3p4hA&list=PLU45PZAEhUb5HJyGTavrF3cecLQJ27SJj&index=13&pp=gAQBiAQB

Air_Quotes_Comedian,
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@CosmicTrigger I'm an Englishman who moved to the US in '04. It's been a point of confusion for several people.

I forgot about the paper napkins bit lol.

ItsTrainingCatsAndDogs, to random
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If there was no internet, and no power, would you still have your work/art? Or would it be gone?

Air_Quotes_Comedian,
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@ItsTrainingCatsAndDogs Gone.

CosmicTrigger, to random
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I had to block the person who was riding me about it but holy fuck simply using the word "overpopulation" is not instantly ecofash.

It is possible to think it's unsustainable for there to be too many people on the planet and NOT be a fascist.

If you think otherwise, please take your rigid, dogmatic thinking elsewhere and do not engage me, because you also will be blocked

There is so much real shit happening to actual people to be angry about and you're gonna be angry and sweat some hypothetical small shit that doesn't matter?

The fuck out of here with that bullshit.

Air_Quotes_Comedian,
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@CosmicTrigger I so ashamed of being white I have to wear blackface.

I hope this isn't what gets me cancelled when my internet goes out in five... four... three...

Air_Quotes_Comedian, to random
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At 2am they're going to shut down the internet for maintenance.

I think it's time for me to crack my knuckles and break in the new keyboard.

Sorry Bach. I know you're long dead, but... well, I'm just sorry.

CosmicTrigger, to random
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When people get all mad about those of us who think the world is overpopulated, they need to remember that a good many of us are NOT racist ecofascists.

We just think most people are awful

I mean...

Ew

Air_Quotes_Comedian,
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@CosmicTrigger I yearn to live in a world where my autobiography can be titled "The only human being on Planet Earth and the cat that follows them around," without fear of being called factually inaccurate.

LeftistLawyer, (edited ) to climate
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I have a 6yr old.

I have no clue what we're calling his generation.

Perhaps that's intentional because the will be uninhabitable before he's an adult.

Maybe I'm wrong. I sure hope so.

If I am, I suggest we call his generation the .

Air_Quotes_Comedian,
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@LeftistLawyer I would've gone with a simple, "Fucked."

Air_Quotes_Comedian,
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@LeftistLawyer That's about the size of it.

Utter lunacy.

LeftistLawyer, to Economics
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Who thinks that when the economy seriously goes upside down and their assets are worth less than their debts on the assets(which it will soon enough due to Energy cost of Energy and no good oil replacement), people are just going to watch as the bank takes their homes from them?

Hmmm? Would you just watch yourself get put on the street?

There's a reason it's called the "thin blue line." It's fucking thin.

Perhaps we should start calling all us proles the

Air_Quotes_Comedian,
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@LeftistLawyer If there's one thing I can be, it's thick.

CosmicTrigger, to random
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Air_Quotes_Comedian,
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@CosmicTrigger I was one of those guys.

  • holding a sparkler *
LeftistLawyer, to mastodon
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    Air_Quotes_Comedian,
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    @LeftistLawyer It's "This server" for me, because beyond the cushiony soft comfort of Kolektiva lies a bunch of weirdos with some very strange notions.

    Air_Quotes_Comedian,
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    @LeftistLawyer Whenever I do think to myself, and bear in mind, it's always at my paid job when the thought strikes -

    what can I say, Kolektiva is a bit sparse at times -

    but I think to myself, "I know, let's check out the "All servers" feed

    BAM

    Full frontal hardcore pornography!!!

    To be fair, I do have all my filters turned off, but it never fails.

    I know it pops up on Kolektiva too, but not with regularity (seemingly) the "All servers" does.

    Air_Quotes_Comedian, to random
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    The last few weeks, whenever I skim the "news", especially with regard to politics I listen to the Benny Hill theme tune to remind me it's all bollocks.

    https://youtu.be/3WShMzwT-nM

    HeavenlyPossum, to random
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    LOL. Lmao, even.

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-bond-ruling-hush-money-trial-news-b2518383.html

    Air_Quotes_Comedian,
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    @HeavenlyPossum https://youtu.be/danbgOsoDrU

    sidereal, to random
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    Oh man I want to buy this out of print art book and I'm like, how much could it cost?

    $700 oy

    https://www.amazon.com/Gerd-Arntz-Designer-Ed-Annink/dp/9064507635

    Anyway someone buy this for me so I can scan it and [redacted]

    Air_Quotes_Comedian,
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    @sidereal Christ, that's approaching the price of a college textbook.

    ItsTrainingCatsAndDogs, to random
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    I keep thinking about "The Zone of Interest". It is the best Holocaust movie ever made. It is how it really was-- no one talking about it. Normal people-- not monsters. Cognitive dissonances noticed and silently struggled with. A lot of it is eerily relevant today. I think everyone should watch it.
    #Holocaust
    https://youtu.be/GFNtVaAuVYY?feature=shared

    Air_Quotes_Comedian,
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    @ItsTrainingCatsAndDogs Downloading it now based on your recommendation.

    LeftistLawyer, to random
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    Air_Quotes_Comedian,
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    @LeftistLawyer While I don't actually care for football I do like the vibe of the televised game, no doubt a result of endless Saturday afternoons in Britain with the footy on in the background. I kind of want to hear some of the old sports tunes now. Incoming links.

    https://youtu.be/wSP1E04zp5Y

    Air_Quotes_Comedian,
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    @LeftistLawyer https://youtu.be/EOwflBBebKU

    Air_Quotes_Comedian,
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    @LeftistLawyer https://youtu.be/jsFi_7yd1vs

    Yup, just dribbling down memory lane.

    Can I just point out how good that joke is, because a) I'm an old man lost in a nostalgic reverie and b) it's a football thing too.

    beka_valentine, to random
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    does Mastodon have an unfollow bug?? i keep finding folx that I was following who I am no longer following, because they refollow me. what the heck

    Air_Quotes_Comedian,
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    @beka_valentine Perhaps that's what's going on when I think to myself, "I'm sure I was following them already," which happens enough for me to comment on.

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