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AlterNewt, 2 months ago to random

Terrible Doctor's Office Art

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AlterNewt, 4 months ago to random

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keithmorrisnm, 14 days ago to random

There you have it

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AlterNewt, 1 month ago to random

Sub-floor Fortune Found by Fooks Family

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/apr/18/dorset-couple-find-17th-century-treasure-hoard-while-renovating-kitchen

AlterNewt, 5 months ago to random

Thank you, cheap image generator.

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AlterNewt, 3 months ago to random

A friend of Leibniz said that the latter's head was "always full of unpublished material."

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AlterNewt, 25 days ago to random

It's after midnight in the UK, so...

ED BALLS

AlterNewt, 18 days ago to random

Cheer up. You've got the whole ennuikend!

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AlterNewt, 1 month ago to random

Sign along Oak Grove Dr, about 100 yards from the main entrance to JPL.

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AlterNewt, 3 months ago to random

Layne says the proper etiquette is to post "who felt that?" first, and THEN post the information.

https://scedc.caltech.edu/recent/Quakes/quakes.big.html

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AlterNewt, 6 months ago to random

A West L.A. favorite.

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AlterNewt, 1 month ago to random

We are moving ever closer to a Universal Hair Theory.

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AlterNewt, 1 month ago to random

Make your voice heard!

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/apr/07/st-pirans-hermit-crab-an-opportunist-with-stunning-eyes

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AlterNewt, 7 days ago to random

"Christ", muttered Charles, as he unveiled the portrait.

Speaking at the unveiling, the artist said that he wished to explain “two artistic pieces of licence.Yeo said: “One is the colour, obviously, which was inspired by the colour of the bright red tunic of the Welsh Guards.

“The other thing is the butterfly. I would love to take full credit for that but it was actually the subject’s idea.”

Charles laughed and asked: “Was it?"

AlterNewt, 2 months ago to random

Unable to compete with your endearing personal pet pics, we present:

Historic Jobsite Bobcats of Mastodon!

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AlterNewt, 3 months ago to random

UNFORTUNATE NEWS FOR EVERYBODY

Your opponent's badness doesn't render you correspondingly good

~ Anonymous

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AlterNewt, 1 month ago to random

1/2
Drunk Churchill and Stalin, after a private dinner during the Tehran conference, late 1943

(Think "I love you man")

JS: "I want to call Mr Churchill my friend."

WC: "Call me Winston. I call you Joe behind your back."

JS: "No. I want to call you my friend. I want to be allowed to call you my good friend."

(Affirmative grumbles of acknowledgment, and then...)

WC: "I drink to the proletarian masses!"

JS: "I drink to the Conservative Party!"

AlterNewt, 2 months ago to random

Damn it. This doesn't seem like one of those "will train the right person" kind of jobs.

https://blogs.bl.uk/digitisedmanuscripts/2024/03/curator-of-ancient-and-medieval-manuscripts.html

AlterNewt, 23 days ago to random

It does make it a little easier to get your pick out.

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AlterNewt, 19 days ago to random

Count Binface (formerly Lord Buckethead), will rename London Bridge Phoebe Waller Bridge if elected mayor; proclaims "Bindependence day is here!"

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/london-bridge-london-parliament-phoebe-wallerbridge-thames-water-b2535111.html

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AlterNewt, 17 days ago to random

Tacitus and Suetonius be like:

"And on the eve of the great battle, the Roman Consul Flavius Prolixitus exhorted his legions with these words, 'blah blah blah blah blah...'" (for two or three pages)

Whereas Polybius:

"And he addressed them in words suitable to the occasion." (full stop)

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AlterNewt, 16 days ago to random

Always happy to see NASA scrub a mission out of an abundance of caution, especially when there are people strapped on top of the rocket thingy.

https://www.space.com/boeing-starliner-1st-launch-attempt-scrub

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