Angua

@Angua@kitty.social

"Be Excellent To Everyone & Don't Feed The Trolls"
I'm me, you're you. 'nuff said.
WHO you are is NEVER a problem, how you BEHAVE usually is.
British with #Dyspraxia (#ClumsyBrain) – expect linguistic confusion.

I boost a lot - HashtagGames, Plushies, Art, CYNICAL Funnies, #BloomScrolling...
Things which catch my eye.
I try to NOT boost pictures / video links lacking #AltText.

BUT if you really want to know: THIS doubles as an #introduction.

Of A Certain Age, feel & look WAY older.
Weirdbird, Weirder SOH - Tumbleweed Time – Snarkasm Alert. Absurdity, Surreality, Puns & Word Play - my specialities.
Physically Handicapped, worst being from injuries.

Eternally Curious, but I prefer Sciences, Arts, Classics over politics.
Favourites: Ecology, Wild Flora & Fauna, DOGGOS!

If it matters: Left Hander, Veggie (vegan), Old School Greenie (it's the ENTIRE Ecosystem, Climate is just a symptom), Androgynous Demisexual / Dyke, "other/MYOFBYCO" on demographical surveys because I hate them.
She / Her / Hers / Herself
Me, Myself, I ... Mine All Mine ... My Oh My

Dogs I don't care how they behave (within reason), they're dogs.

EVERYONE matters otherwise NOONE does.
Life’s way too short for Labels & Bigotry and so am I.

I overshare sometimes, otherwise i'm just snarky.
I AM as ridiculous as my avatar - aren't we all?

Songs to get An Idea of me from:
Phranc's "Dress Code"
k.d. lang's "Luck In My Eyes"
Shirley Bassey singing "I Am What I Am"

*NB: #disabled is what #ableism & #hatred does to EVERYONE it does not like, not just the “impaired”.
#handicapped by bad luck, #crippled by hatred & violence.
#disabled by the bastardly barriers created by Inadequate Chronic Onanists.

Avatar is a Quokka. I ADORE cute animal ... pictures.

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marcelias, to random
@marcelias@mas.to avatar

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  • Angua,
    murshedz, to mastodon
    @murshedz@mstdn.social avatar

    Really have loved and enjoyed the community here on - friends if you could give us a quote tweet feature - I think this place would go up to another level. And, it will be a good thing for this community and the world. I really think that. Let’s do it? 🙏🏼

    Angua,

    @murshedz

    Try Calckey - based on Misskey which has been around a lot longer than Mastodon.

    Quotes and a lot more.

    https://calckey.org/

    Angua,

    @murshedz @dannotdaniel

    The Fediverse is more than just Mastodon - which is software.

    Calckey is based on an older more feature packed software called Misskey.

    Mastodon is not the Fediverse, it is a part of it.

    Pixelfed for picture sharing
    Peertube - alternative to YouTube
    Lemmy / KBin - similar to Reddit
    WordPress, Friendica, Pleroma, Akkoma

    On Calckey I can do anything you can on Mastodon, plus a lot more.

    3000 not 500 character posts, quotes, custom timelines called antennas and a lot more.

    Usually on Calckey the only requests are for more emojis.

    Infodump, to HashtagGames

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  • Angua,

    @Infodump

    A Lawnba?

    ​:blobthinkingdown:​

    Angua, to HashtagGames

    OK as a certain someone has lowered the tone already - Schroedinger's STD.

    LRRRonEarth, to random
    @LRRRonEarth@beige.party avatar

    SERIOUSLY, LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT SANDWICHES ARE. I LOVE 'EM. ALL KINDS.

    I'M NOT A SANDWICH PURIST. YOU CAN SHAG A FEW CLOSE CALLS INTO THE ROUGH AND IT'S STILL A SANDWICH. I AM NOT HERE TO GATEKEEP YOUR IDEA OF WHAT A SANDWICH CAN BE. I AM SIMPLY HERE TO CELEBRATE THE IDEA OF A SATISFYING HAND-HELD MEAL.

    Angua,

    @dannotdaniel @joewynne @LRRRonEarth

    Depending on your tastes, you could try the authentic Brit alternative to PB&J - PB&M.

    Blue Top Marmite (reduced Salt), Whole Earth Peanut Butter (No Sugar, preferably organic) and Margarine of choice - on Wholemeal (Stoneground for preference).

    Protein & B Vitamins and tastes fab.

    Alternatively, mix all in a pot as a dip / for crackers / oatcakes etc.

    Plus of course Marmite goes with anything. With ketchup underneath Melting Soya cheese - instant cheesy toast.

    Angua,

    @dannotdaniel @joewynne @LRRRonEarth

    ?
    Brit here remember.

    I prefer "peanut paste" which sounds like the same thing, but with arthritis it gets hard to mix, so not all the time.

    Over here it's supermarket own without the peanut skins, Meridian with.

    Angua, to HashtagGames

    Boris Johnson The Musical
    The plot writes itself

    SameGirlie, to HashtagGames

    Ride Green Vibrators

    No gif folks, lololololol

    Angua,

    @SameGirlie

    And of course the theme tune:


    Link to "Good Vibrations" The Beach Boys
    https://yewtu.be/watch?v=Eab_beh07HU

    Angua, to HashtagGames

    "It's Getting Boulder"


    Link To "It's Getting Better" MAMA CASS ELLIOT (with lyrics)
    https://yewtu.be/watch?v=oOnZNEPVKeg

    Angua, to HashtagGames

    Starship "We Built This City" ... On Rock, and Bedrock

    Angua, to HashtagGames

    "Good Vibrations" The Beach Boys

    madbarrister, to HashtagGames
    @madbarrister@mastodon.social avatar
    Angua,
    Angua, to HashtagGames
    Angua, to HashtagGames

    BatteriesNotIncluded.com

    BatteriesIncluded.com

    Angua, to HashtagGames
    paul, to HashtagGames
    @paul@oldfriends.live avatar

    King John and the Stinking Bishop ~ English folk-song


    🤭

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgdQwAldxNA

    Angua,

    @paul

    THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Angua,

    @paul

    Oh no problem, sorry I deleted it, felt a bit weird.
    I do that a lot.

    Bit like the "Ruminant With A View" I thought better of.

    Thank you, that was the elusive one over night.
    Cheese - Vegan - quite a challenge.

    dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
    @dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar
    Angua,

    @dannotdaniel

    Nice One.

    Challenge The Cheesemeister: - please do a STINKING BISHOP gag.

    Angua, to HashtagGames

    Who Framed Roger Rennet

    Angua, to HashtagGames

    Is This The Whey To Allerdale


    Link to Tony Christie - Is This The Way To Amarillo (1971)
    https://yewtu.be/watch?v=vBDbUjUH5So

    Angua, to HashtagGames
    Angua, to random

    Sandie Shaw's "Puppet On a Cheesestring"

    Angua, to random

    Chairmen Of The Cheeseboard "You Got Me Dangling On A Cheesestring"


    Link to Chairmen of the Board - You Got Me Dangling On a String
    https://yewtu.be/watch?v=rGED_6WIsps

    Angua, to random

    Pinocchio "I've Got No Cheesestrings"


    Link to Pinocchio Song I've Got No Strings
    https://yewtu.be/watch?v=iAykOz1gWi4


    Link to Cheesestrings
    https://www.ocado.com/productImages/281/28109011_0_640x640.jpg?identifier=71f61a2795048173efb59679637d2e70

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