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Axolotl2

@Axolotl2@toot.community

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Literally an axolotl with the power of god

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Melissabeartrix, to random
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Not to me it's not ... Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter ... Giggles

Hugz & xXx

Twitter is officially X.com now https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/17/23829098/twitter-x-com-url-links-switch

Axolotl2,
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@Melissabeartrix elon deadnaming his daughter results in me deadnaming his website. He doesn't even deserve a capital name.

Axolotl2, to random
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Raise your hand if you want plastic straws to die in a fire. Cool. Now raise your hand if you enjoy your straws quitting function. Now rais your hand if you like a metalic taste to everything you drink. Rais your hand if you like carrots. Carrot straw supremacy baby.

melissabeartrix, to random
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Amongst all the shit things today, I could still see beauty ... Hope ... hugz

Hugz & xXx

Axolotl2,
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@melissabeartrix amongst all the weird shit I see, this plant growing in the side of literal rock is pretty weird in comparison somehow.

melissabeartrix, to random
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Well today has just gotten to be total shit ... Just got drenched ... I had enough of this day !

Axolotl2,
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@matrix9180 @melissabeartrix if you want to know if it's gonna hail, look at the clouds. If the bottom doesn't look so flat, and the sky is darker than usual, there might be hail.

melissabeartrix, to random
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Pissed the transphobe off big time ... I spent 5 plus minutes chatting with one of my customers right outside his shop ... My customer is waiting for the transphobe to say something to him as he still gets coffee from there ... Giggles

Giggles

Hugz & xXx

Axolotl2,
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@melissabeartrix Solution: get a random one of his customers to plant a tiny beeping device somewhere in the shop. Those things last years. They'll probably think it was you unless you just don't enter their sight for a week, which is why you have someone else do it. Plus it has the added benefit of potentially messing with business.

Axolotl2,
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@melissabeartrix No that will trace it back to you. You don't want to start a prank war. Those end badly. Plus you can't even get it to do that. Just a simple device designed to drive them insane is enough.

Axolotl2,
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@melissabeartrix No I just don't like assholes.

melissabeartrix, to random
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Giggles

Hugz & xXx

Axolotl2,
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@melissabeartrix ok whoever did this needs to take this talent and direct it towards potholes and shit because that's nuetral evil right there, and if they got stuff fixed that way, it would be chaotic good. The best kind of good.

melissabeartrix, to random
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Feeling very old ... I just caught myself using "decade" as a measurement about my life ... Giggles

Hugz & xXx

Axolotl2,
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@melissabeartrix just wait till you use millennia

loafofbread, to random

A vanishes from existence

Axolotl2,
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@melissabeartrix @loafofbread Thanos is a jerk

melissabeartrix, to random
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Drill bits 0.1 mm

Hugz & xXx

Close up of 0.1 mm drill bits

Axolotl2,
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@smolbean32 @melissabeartrix Alex I already had to clean up the mess from your axe launcher. We are not launching drill bits.

dwarf, to random
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Do you have any grapes (I do)

Axolotl2,
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@dwarf PLEASE I SWEAR I ONLY HAVE LEMONADE

dwarf, to random
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Oh god I woke up

Axolotl2,
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@dwarf bro same

Axolotl2,
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@dwarf Why can't I just cruise through an incomprehensible dimension for the the rest of eternity!?

dwarf, to random
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Mmmmm freshly sucked floors

Axolotl2,
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@dwarf yeah but tape a knife to it.

melissabeartrix, to random
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Chasing my shadow

Hugz & xXx

Axolotl2,
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@melissabeartrix It can't run forever but neither can you.

Axolotl2,
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@melissabeartrix no it can only run as long as you can. That's the joke here.

dwarf, to random
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There's a seagull inside this building 🤔

Axolotl2,
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@dwarf Waiting for it

Axolotl2,
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@smolbean32 @dwarf there it is.

melissabeartrix, to random
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Really ?

Hugz & xXx

https://au.finance.yahoo.com/news/youve-tried-plant-based-meat-but-here-come-meat-based-plants-163654564.html

Axolotl2,
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@melissabeartrix @whatshisays If one of your parents is the kind of person who thinks Michael mouse will remove all your toes if you don't eat meat with every meal, this is for you. Otherwise you have no use for it.

AskPippa, to random
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Axolotl2,
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@AskPippa It's more useful for making stuff really. The only use for it I can think of for it is giving it to Alex and seeing what he makes with it. He's good at making weird stuff.

Axolotl2, to random
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ElleGray, to random
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please enjoy this tree singing showtunes

Axolotl2,
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@ElleGray and it seems it also tripped

Axolotl2, to random
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For the past 3 days, I have been eating nothing but dry cereal.

Axolotl2,
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@melissabeartrix No. I'm not gonna bother with anything else, because dry cereal requires no effort whatsoever, and I have a lot to do.

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