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ElleGray

@ElleGray@mstdn.social

researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting

https://ko-fi.com/elleg

#space #humor #humour #literature #reading #art #dance #science #oceans #whales #ChildrensRights #adventure #travel #surfing #novels #poetry

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amiserabilist, to random
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@ElleGray

I am Elle MacGray of the Clan MacGray. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal ...

Here we are, born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting to survive
In a world with the darkest powers…

ElleGray,
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@amiserabilist this is amazing. Ty 🙂

ElleGray, to random
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when someone paints a fake tunnel on the side boards

ElleGray,
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@That_Damn_Frank i don't know, sry

ElleGray,
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ElleGray, to random
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Even the buses are quiet quitting

ElleGray, to random
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Discovered an excellent new word today: dreich. Bleak, miserable, cheerless, dreary. It even sounds exactly right when you say. No this is not a comment on my current state of mind. Not at all.

ElleGray,
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@ianRobinson yep 🙂. I'm reading a novel set in Scotland

ElleGray, to random
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Wow he's going to be tired but good for him

ElleGray,
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@Pandora no, it isn't lol

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    @obot50549535 or the first, if it's in the right spot

    ElleGray, to random
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    sneaking into the movies with my outside snacks

    ElleGray, to random
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    you wouldn't think a small pile of words could cheer you up but my Scottish friend just told me she's going to the Firth of Forth on the fifth (imagine it said very quickly with a strong accent) and I'm really delighted. Sometimes I'm a very simple person lol

    ElleGray,
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    @theplaguedoc i love this

    stux, (edited ) to random
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    Today we learned that our elderly neighbour(the man) went to sleep for the last time in the hospital :sad_cat:

    A little while ago he was fallen again and broke the upper leg and got into the hospital. He was in much pain and it went worse quickly unfort

    He did get to say goodbye to the family and was in reasonable state for that❤️

    It feels kinda weird since I was helping them out recently with (something simple) like the TV and now she's living somewhere else and he is basically gone🕯️

    ElleGray,
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    @stux I'm sorry. That's really sad. It's wonderful that you were so kind to them ♥️

    TheBreadmonkey, to random
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    Do you think it would be passive aggressive to purchase an airhorn online so that when my wife is making the most insane amount of unnecessary noise in the kitchen I can just go in there and do a BLAAAAAAAAAAT just to gently demonstrate how ludicrous the noise she's making is?

    ElleGray,
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    @TheBreadmonkey it depends on how much you like being married :)

    ElleGray, to random
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    don't get me wrong, the rap battle is fun, but a fight between men named Kendrick Lamar Duckworth and Aubrey Drake Graham should really involve dueling with swords at dawn

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    @theplaguedoc very nice lol

    ElleGray, to random
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    "random Male gossip" lol. somehow Ice T just won this rap battle

    ElleGray, to random
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    I don't need a full-on Purge night or whatever but being able to release anonymous diss tracks about coworkers would relieve a lot of my suffering

    ElleGray, to random
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    nobody told me that cats can purr in multiple ways, all at once. like completely different sounds and rhythms coming out at the same time. last night my beautiful little weirdo had three going at once. basically a mozart kitten, purring in chords lol

    ElleGray,
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    @Catawu ♥️

    ElleGray, to random
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    Is this the new "This is fine" because it REALLY works for me lol

    ElleGray, to random
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    Dead Boy Detectives has provided me with a new reply to, well, everything

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    @GoblinQuester oh, same. It's haunted me for years

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