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@Binder@petrous.vislae.town

I like cake. I'm an East (San Francisco) Bay, California, USA human. Married, cis, old, white.
#TransRightsAreHumanRights #BlackLivesMatter

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Oh sweet, I’ve got an Employee Purchase Program discount on coups.

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“Wake Your Mind Up During Learning Week”

no thank u

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Thinking about how Palabra Jot should have been pronounced Palabra Hot.

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Return on Opportunity Cost

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I am safe & can be trusted w/ news headlines.

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When the spirits of the dead tell you about divinity, that’s Ghosticism.

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Okay, yes, on the one hand, I have been told my whole life that my opinions are worthless but, on the other hand, they are.

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The screaming is coming from inside my own heart.

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My head canon involves @robosam & kyo@kitsunes.club tooting in synchronization because they're dating.

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Contrary to allegations, I don't "wake up grumpy". I wake up normal & then immediately have to deal w/ some bullshit or other, which results in me becoming grumpy.

V different thing.

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Lo-fi Beats to 2FA To.

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Are you flaking & perpetrating more now than you were four years ago?

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Celebrating a meet(ing)-less Monday w/ a little saute & braise action.

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Hooray, hooray, the 6th of May

Time to get some work done w/ all the execs at RSA

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Yes we’ve had coffee but

What about second coffee??

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A scope creep is a person who shifts a schedule to cut testing phases while adding features to the product.

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AWS offers Classic Lewd Balancers, Network Lewd Balancers & Application Lewd Balancers.

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That special day that a La-Z-Boy truly becomes a La-Z-Man.

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Speed shitting in the tight windows between a sustained six hour block of meetings.

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Posting my GitTube repos to the YouHub. <— this is what you sound like, NERDS

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I’m starting to think that Sales loves acronyms not to tighten up their communications but to obfuscate their ignorance of what they’re talking about.

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I’m just like Liam Neeson!

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A person who is reticent & defensive can be said to be ClamBoyant

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When people talk about the “Dark Web,” they mean Discord.

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“May is mental health awareness month? Are you Aware of the state of your Mental Health?”

Extremely aware, thank you, HR Business Partner.

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