We were camping in a provincial park once and it was obvious that the squirrels were well fed by campers as they had zero fear. This one squirrel decided to do literally everything with us at our campsite that week. Sitting by the fire? Cool, gonna sit on your foot. Eating lunch? Don’t mind if I do. Doing a crossword puzzle? I’ll sit on the corner of the paper and chatter at you.
It was all fun and games until we went into the tent for some sexxors, left the flap partially unzipped because of the warm weather, and said squirrel decided to hop in the tent to see what we were doing and then RAN over my bare back in an attempt to escape. He got mad and sat on the roof of the car and did his squirrel noises at me for a while until I fed him again.
When I’ve been horrifically depressed I took a roll of toilet paper and wrapped the dog in it. It made me laugh until I cried. Dog was like “guess this is life now”.
I’ve come to realize that when I burn out I just very quietly shut all systems down. I legit had pneumonia and laryngitis, but I’m also just realizing my job has driven me up a wall and I needed to take some time.
Sovcit doesn't understand. (lemmy.world)
Fuck capitalism. (lemmy.world)
I can't see how any of this can go wrong, sovcit. (lemmy.world)
Sounds like it went swell, sovcit. (lemmy.world)
Squirrels sleeping in their nest (lemmy.world)
What do you do to cheer yourself up ?
I want to attend this party rule. (lemmy.world)
I mean coffee is delicious but. (lemmy.world)
Thanks. (lemmy.world)
It's Wednesday, how is your week going?
Jack Dorsey departs Bluesky board. (techcrunch.com)