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‘It’s That Simple’: Mark Meckler Says The Only Way To Secure The Border Is By Invading Mexico (www.rightwingwatch.org)

Mark Meckler is the president of the Convention of States Foundation and a leading proponent of the right-wing movement to get state legislatures to call for a dangerous Article V convention that will consider constitutional amendments to radically alter American government and society by making much of what the federal...

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Hey look! More mirroring of Nazi forces cling Germany! Fucking GOP

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“Imagine”

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Not really, that stuff tastes like shit

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Hey now, let’s not be totally hasty here

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… I don’t see an elephant. Oh hey, by the way, can some one help me with this captcha?

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… yes Human, please find all the stop signs as well

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www.mcsweeneys.net/…/im-comic-sans-asshole

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Honestly better than any Kanye West song I’ve ever heard

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Plot twist, both options are only paid by in their respective coins. And payment is automatic: it falls on your head from a small portal.

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For those that need to hear this. Please don’t do this.

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But I am the CIA, and I know where you live jeff

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I mean sure, if you want to give your friends 3rd degree burns. A single ice cube is gonna throw oil a few feet. Explosively.

source: worked at a KFC in high school with a dumb ass who put a coworker in the hospital by throwing some ice in the fryer

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Pretty sure that oil is fairly cool as well, because the oil usually explodes out not just bubbles

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Me too!

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Well yah, because the space laser didn’t work!

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Hence forth this will be known as “Billiams law”

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Yea, this crap is making it harder and harder to make jokes. It’s like someone installed a mod in the simulation that makes reality go bonkers.

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Not that accent

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It’s ok to punch Nazis

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-sOSr7n_8YU

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It’s like a perfect B movie, it’s so bad it’s gone a full 360 and become brilliant

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Conservatives are the biggest snowflakes, afraid of everything. They are like those little yappy dogs that bark at everything

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Get back to work Steve. That black hole device isn’t gonna develop itself

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What??? We already did that one! We did that after weather control and truth serums.

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Damnit! We aren’t starting that project till quarter 4!

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We switched off of Mayan for project scheduling after 2012 was a bust, no end of the world or anything, just some instability in the simulation… (man egg on my virtual face, I really blew that one)

… oh and they have a Milkshake machine??? How the hell do they rate?? We had to overthrow Guatemala just to get some decent coffee beans

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