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ClutchAbuse

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I make software, most of which is games these days.

When I'm not doing that you might find me out exploring in my old Jeep.

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grumpygamer, to random
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Come on kids, let's make a thing!

ClutchAbuse,
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@grumpygamer I don't want to make everyone vomit.

hanakogames, to random
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Your village defense game is not yuri. It's also not a sidescroller, a roguelike, or a colony sim.

ClutchAbuse,
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@hanakogames when I release my non Yuri dungeon crawler I'm going to submit it to you just to see your response here.

castano, to random
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Purchasing health insurance through covered california is hell. I've lost track of the number days I've spent doing paperwork, waiting on phone calls, etc. and I still have shit to do, like "proving that I'm not incarcerated" and "provide proof that I'm not deceased". WTF.

ClutchAbuse,
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@castano you can thank scammers for all that shit show. Benefits were routinely being filed for incarcerated people without their knowledge and for dead people.

It's just fucked now.

djlink, to random
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for me this is the best thing to come out of Disney's purchase of Star Wars.

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ClutchAbuse,
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@djlink thank god they only ever made three Star Wars movies. Just like they only made three Indy Movies.

djlink, to random
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Ah, I wonder why Photoshop wants access to users work? 100% sure it's for training "AI" stuff. Just with more people tried alternative software, Adobe has such a huge monopoly, might be one of the worst cases in software.

ClutchAbuse,
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@djlink Adobe and Autodesk need to be burned to the ground. I only stick with them because my job requires it. I will drop them out of my workflow ASAP when things change.

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    ClutchAbuse,
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    @psychicparrot42 it's just like how the secret to getting rich is writing and selling a book on how to get rich.

    grumpygamer, to random
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    I guess they don't want us to go in there, which makes me want to go in there even more.

    ClutchAbuse, (edited )
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    @grumpygamer warning. Pacman ghosts ahead.

    Looking good! Do you have a launch date in mind yet? I've been following this project since before RTMI.

    grumpygamer, to random
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    Don't be deceived, those clown pack a punch and do seltzer water ranged attacks. I had AI turned off for the screen shot.

    ClutchAbuse,
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    @grumpygamer great, my coulrophobia is now back and in full effect. That's 15 years of therapy out the window!

    ClutchAbuse,
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    @grumpygamer only if I can steal their clown shoes and beat them to death with them.

    grumpygamer, to random
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    Real or The Onion headline: "Red Lobster files for bankruptcy after missteps including all-you-can-eat shrimp."

    ClutchAbuse,
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    @grumpygamer red lobster still exists?

    grumpygamer, to LEGO
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    I'm never getting this back together.

    ClutchAbuse,
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    @grumpygamer you should have just sold it as a complete model.

    ghosttie, to random
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    I like how the metaverse didn't happen

    Facebook evaporated billions of dollars on it and then just... nothing

    Even autocorrect is like "that's not a word"

    ClutchAbuse,
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    @ghosttie well I wouldn't say evaporated. People who worked on it got paid.

    ClutchAbuse,
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    @ghosttie oh for sure. And it was so obvious from the beginning that it was never going to work in a million years.

    I was a VR dev for quite a while! If I couldn't get my wife, a tech worker, to be in VR for more than five minutes, how was the average joe supposed to care?

    ClutchAbuse,
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    @ghosttie I doubt even then. People like to dick around too much. Anything short of a complete sensory override a la "Roy " from Rick and Morty isn't going to be anything but a gimmick. AR has potential though.

    grumpygamer, to random
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    Screw it. If you kill a NPC they are dead. There are only a small handful of quests that are required so I just need to protect those NPCs. If you go around killing NPCs then it's less quests for you.

    ClutchAbuse,
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    @grumpygamer in the original Fable, you could break into people's houses at night and murder them in their beds. They would never respawn and were just gone after that. Not sure if it was a bug or designed this way, but I was basically able to depopulate every town in the game. It got lonely.

    grumpygamer, to random
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    Classic version control:

    ClutchAbuse,
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    @grumpygamer where's Monkey Island Final_Final_V7 though?

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