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Alice, 41 minutes ago to random

Throwback to the start of the pandemic when we were all going crazy in lockdown and I ordered a gigantic poster of my husband and our cat.

RickiTarr, 1 hour ago to random

So, I went to this beautiful dairy yesterday, and when I got out of the car, one at a time about six dogs of various sizes and types come out to greet me. The last one was a little weiner dog, who just kept barking, and I was worried I was offending him in some way. The owner came out, and said, "Oh don't worry about that, he just loves attention, and belly rubs, but he doesn't know how to get them, so he just keeps barking, and scares people."
And sure enough the moment I crouched down, he stopped barking and rolled on his back for belly scratches. Anyway, I relate to this dog.

RickiTarr, 1 hour ago to random

It's so weird that we are all supposed to be ashamed for burping and farting. I deeply apologize to everyone for keeping my body from literally exploding, so uncouth.

the_etrain, 1 hour ago to random

My current personal improvement goal is to be less helpful.

CoachMark, 2 hours ago to vegetarian

Who wants to share some easy and delicious #Vegetarian dinner recipes with me?

Looking to add more vegetarian meals into our weekly dinner choices.

Thanks.

Alice, 2 hours ago to random

This is me every Saturday morning.

https://youtu.be/qFSJ6gyiffE

Skepticat, 2 hours ago to random

There are squirrels with more mental clarity than I have right now.

DemocracySpot, 17 hours ago to animals

📷 Gus at the back of the yard, watching squirrels zoom around as a storm approached.

#FediversalPictures #DogsOfMastodon

the_etrain, 20 hours ago to random

crawls under rock

CoachMark, 1 day ago to random

Here is my car, my phone and my TV
I've got it all but you can see through me

But am I here? It's kind of hard to tell
I do a good impression of myself
But what's normal now anyhow?

Sullen and bored the kids stay
And in this way wish away each day
Stoned in the mall the kids play
And in this way wish away each day

Prescription drugs, they help me through the day
And that restraining order keeps me well at bay
But what's normal now anyway?

Sullen and bored the kids stay
And in this way wish away each day
Stoned in the mall the kids play
And in this way wish away each day

Sullen and bored the kids stay
And in this way wish away each day
Stoned in the mall the kids play
And in this way wish away each day

Wish I was old and a little sentimental
Wish I was old and a little sentimental
Wish I was old and a little sentimental – wish I was old
Wish I was old and a little sentimental – wish I was old
Wish I was old and a little sentimental – wish I was old – You gotta see the waves, not the wine bottle in the waves now
Wish I was old and a little sentimental – wish I was old – You gotta see the waves, not the wine bottle in the waves now
Wish I was old and a little sentimental – wish I was old – You gotta see the waves, not the wine bottle in the waves now
Wish I was old and a little sentimental – wish I was old – You gotta see the waves, not the wine bottle in the waves now

Wish I was old and a little sentimental
Wish I was old and a little sentimental
Wish I was old and a little sentimental – wish I was old – You gotta see the waves, not the wine bottle in the waves now
Wish I was old and a little

https://songwhip.com/porcupine-tree/normal2003

tayfonay, 1 day ago to random

The conference I’m headed to today is mailing some attendees a bottle of Old Bay Seasoning because… DC is next to Maryland? In case you wanted to know how insufferable these people are. Or they all have crabs. Lord knows some of them are hooking up this weekend.

amyfou, 1 day ago to Dogs

Good morning, friends ☕ ☕ 💞 🐕 🐕 💞

Coffee's brewing at least

#Gracie #Niko #dogs #dogsOfMastodon #fediDogs

the_etrain, 1 day ago to random

I can definitely say, the most satisfying thing I did yesterday was spread the gospel of Jack LaLanne.

mentallyalex, 1 day ago to random

Dear old man glaring at me,
It's a song called Stick Seasons by a young man named Noah. Stop staring, I don't mind an audience.

https://songwhip.com/noah-kahan/stick-season

CoachMark, 2 days ago to random

I'm having coffee at this little coffee place and the music is super chill and soothing. It's sort of yin and yang-ish with the music and the caffeine thing creating a cool and calming balance. Ahhhh

the_etrain, 2 days ago to random

I could see pollen just wafting out of the trees as I pulled into work this morning. Super intense tree orgy going on out there.

Skepticat, 2 days ago to random

We have recorded rain on 16 of the past 20 days. Can someone tell Seattle to come get this?!?

DemocracySpot, 2 days ago to photography

📷 Same shot, different day | 78º F and muggy AF at 10:10 AM.

#FediversalPictures #Photography #Today

CoachMark, 2 days ago to random

Having L. Boebert and M. Gaetz show up at your trial isn't the flex you think it is.