Dasnap

Dasnap, 2 months ago

Activision Blizzard moment.

Dasnap, 2 months ago

Pissing in the ice cube tray 🤤

Dasnap, 2 months ago

How about the humidifier?

Dasnap, 2 months ago

Liblzma balls

Dasnap, 2 months ago

We have estrogen at home.

Dasnap, 2 months ago

If you answer and it’s a scam then they know you’ll pick up the phone in the future.

Dasnap, 2 months ago

It’s like a JRPG house. Who needs anything more than a kitchen and a bedroom?

Dasnap, 2 months ago

Windows Copilot (2024)

Dasnap, 2 months ago

I remember about a decade ago I made an r/AskReddit post that was called something like “who would be the real life Batman?”

Loads of people said it would be Elon Musk and were getting moist over the guy. I wonder how many of those people still actually like him, and how many have fallen further down his rabbit hole.

Dasnap, 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago)

Google just recommends me videos about dishwashers.

Not that I’m complaining.

Dasnap, 2 months ago

Yeah I’ve binged pretty much his whole channel.

I put him in the same catagory as Cathode Ray Dude and LGR.

Dasnap, 2 months ago

I remember Pocket Casts tried to take away lifetime purchases until people complained about it and they went ‘fuck it’ and gave people memberships that lasted 100 years or something. They did it before they had time to rebrand it as a ‘Lifetime Member’ in the GUI so good on them for fixing it so fast I guess.

I love it as an app but I’m not sure what it’s like for new users that can’t get lifetime memberships.

Dasnap, 2 months ago

Doesn’t Zuck put covers on his laptop cameras?

Dasnap, 2 months ago

Those girls are obviously in church thinking about our lord Jesus.

Dasnap, 2 months ago

My dad held me by the leg under a cold shower and said I never acted up again :)

Dasnap, 2 months ago

According to him, it did, and he seems quite proud about it.

Dasnap, 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago)

18-year-old me when a virtual cat repeated what I said

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/041/895/AALIYAH_WROTE_JAY_AN_APOLOGY_LETTER%F0%9F%93%83__MARK_WANT_DESIREE_AND_HANNAH!%F0%9F%98%B1_4-32_screenshot_(1).jpg

Smartphones came out at a really weird time for me. I was too young to be able to afford one but too old for parents to think I needed anything more than a flip-phone. Meanwhile, kids 5 years younger than me were getting them by default once they started secondary school.

Managed to afford an iPod Touch eventually.

Edit: Not saying my parents owed me a smartphone.

Dasnap, 2 months ago

They’ve been replaced with replicants.

Dasnap, 2 months ago

At least it wasn’t a generation ship!

Dasnap, 2 months ago

:x simple as. Vim was the first terminal text editor I used so I’m biased.

Dasnap, 2 months ago

We also had rationing for a good while longer than other countries after the wars (right into the mid-50s), so we have a whole generation who were pretty much raised with limited food options. That kind of national trauma sticks around and took a while to shake off.

Dasnap, 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago)

There might be teenagers playing this at release that were born after GTA 5 came out. Game dev has reached some immense bloat.

Dasnap, 2 months ago

GTA VI might be pushed to 2026, around 13 years after V came out.

Dasnap, 2 months ago

The bus shall arrive 32 years after the death of Himmel the Hero.

Dasnap, 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago)

Time to self-host?

Edit: git.suyu.dev/suyu/suyu