Delphia

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Delphia,

They broke up over the stress of losing the pregnancy.

Its like you motherfuckers cant lie at all.

Delphia,

Funny, because if I was trapped alone in a forest and had to chose between spending time with someone who posts shit like this and a bear in both cases Id probably run away screaming.

Delphia,

Hyperbole - noun. Rhetoric.

  1. obvious and intentional exaggeration.
  2. an extravagant statement or figure of speech not intended to be taken literally.
Delphia,

Nah, Top Gun is an advertisement for people who play too much Warbirds. Battleship os an advertisement for people who play too much World of Warships.

Delphia,

If you went into a summer action blockbuster focused around the US Navy based on a board game and co-starring Rhianna expecting a cinematic tour de force and Oscar nominations well… thats on you.

Delphia,

I played them when they came out and Ive played them again recently… time has not been kind to the UI. The game is great, but the dated UI and graphics feel it.

Delphia,

When I used to race, myself and a few other guys used to embarrass exotics at the track because my Civic cost less than their last major service and I wasnt afraid (financially) of putting it into the wall.

Delphia,

If that was your grandmother, I was inside her today.

Delphia,

I was in something that could lift up to 5000 pounds and had 3 wheels.

Delphia,

Just do the graphics.

Delphia,

I was like “What Bugs!?!” then saw your post and remembered the fuckin car…

Delphia,

“Its this or your new callsign is “butcher”. Pick.”

How do you get rid of bad neighbors?

So our neighbors have been a growing problem for a few months now. They seem to be a flop house for six or seven people, most of them look high all day. They go out and Rev a Harley at 3am, they burn plastic been our houses in a fire pit, they have a new dog every two weeks because they keep getting out and getting hit by...

Delphia,

Seconded.

You only hear the horror stories, my parents sold their house and theres a horder house on the corner of the Cul-de-sac. The agent thinks that house cost them $50,000 easily.

Delphia,

Theres legal ways and Illegal ways. How morally flexible are you?

Delphia,

I was thinking of a few words and maybe a little beer money for whatever your neighbourhood has for scary bastards. A few hundo in beer money for a few 1%ers to turn up on their doorstep and tell them to knock it the fuck off…

Delphia,

As a dad theres a reason for this.

Hobbies take time and money, maintaining a house takes time and money. You never have enough time OR money. So you make the thing you have to do anyway your hobby.

Delphia,

Nah, depressing is the amount of money I shoveled into drag cars for 15 years.

Now the shit I’m good at like BBQ and DIY saves me money doesnt cost it and I get to live in a very nice house and eat delicious brisket regularly.

Delphia,

I wish I could argue this point but I cant.

Super Troopers 2 at least felt like a fun revist though, probably because you know the Broken Lizard guys really are friends and it probably wasnt just a pay cheque for them. Even their more mediocre standalone films get a huge boost from that.

Delphia,

“If you persist in trying to make money off the free service you offer, I will be forced to stop being a drain on your resources!”

Delphia,

Oh fuck off, Im way more loving than you dipshit.

What are some songs that you associate with it's original meaning than what people always associate it with?

For example, I remember the time when American Idiot by Green Day came out in 2004. The song “Wake Me Up When September Ends” was everywhere on the radio. The song is about the death of the vocalist’s father dying when he was age 10....

Delphia,

Yep, you can write a song about school shootings if you’re suburban and white but if your black and “urban” they will bleep the word “purple”.

Delphia,

Its commonly assumed that Hey Man Nice Shot by Filter was written about Kurt Cobain. It was written about the public tv suicide of R Budd Dwyer.

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