EvilTwin

@EvilTwin@lemmy.world

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EvilTwin,

They’re not waving at you. They’re waving at the Jeep.

EvilTwin,

The Rock can’t lose. It’s in his contract.

EvilTwin,

Hakuna Mavodka - it means no memories

EvilTwin,

I remember this episode of “The Twilight Zone”

EvilTwin,

The Chiefs should change their name to The Swifties.

EvilTwin,

I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted.

EvilTwin,

I believe in Santa Claus.

I don’t believe in good little children.

EvilTwin,

Santa is real.

Good boys and girls don’t exist.

EvilTwin,

No project is complete without at least two trips to the hardware store.

EvilTwin,

I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was.
Now, what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary.
It’ll happen to you!

EvilTwin,

Rolls-Royces, Crypto, And Dodgy Stock Bets

That’s a funny way to spell cocaine and hookers.

EvilTwin,

I’m pretty sure the plan was to take the hostages to the roof, blow up the roof and escape in an ambulance.

Lots of people would have died if Mclane hadn’t intervened.

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