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FirstProgenitor

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Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
25
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby
Polyam Demiromantic Grey-Ace
Diamoric Achillean
Flirt At Your Own Risk Of Disappointment
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
:teal_heart: @Azura :teal_heart:
Autistic
Mage of Mind :hs_mind:
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent

TITLES:
Human (Formerly) Seraph (Inactive) Vampire (Formerly) Michaela (?) Demon
A gay man, a whore, and someone who has blocked an exorbitant number of people on twitter
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink
:black_sparkles: :sparkles_teal: Pretty Boy :sparkles_teal: :black_sparkles:
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist

TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - https://monads.online/@RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - https://freak.garden/@myconidiosyncrasy
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -https://monads.online/@hundredsofdeadrats
"it's always fun seeing mika have a months long category 10 autism event at least once a year" https://efdn.club/@norikawa

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One of those AI review summaries for a medication that's supposed to help with bleeding

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That's my emotional support mystery benefactor

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Tears are pouring out of my face Kojima bought a tshirt that has a picture of a date he went on with Mads Mikkelsen, AND WORE IT WHILE HANGING OUT WITH MADS

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Just so you know this is real and not photoshop, I checked. Also he posted this pic where he was with different people and he's wearing a button up over the shirt LMAOOO

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My friend asked if Mads had been in any of Kojima's games so I was googling around for a list, and found this. I love these two so much lmao

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Remember that time Kojima got these chopsticks and got them engraved with Mad's name

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Maple has developed this extremely strange habit where when she knows she's not supposed to bark but does it anyway she will straight up bark with her mouth closed. I have no idea why she learned to do this. We have never tied her muzzle shut or forcefully closed her mouth while she was barking. And I'm afraid other people will think her muzzle is tied shut when she does it in public lol

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gender is a spectrum based on how likely you are to build a shed for someone upon request

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have you ever been on the wikipedia page for "gay icons"? funniest shit ive ever seen. it lists a grand total of 21 people, including fictional characters. in fact check this out

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this page is so inexplicable and batshit i legitimately dont even know where to start. its like it was written by an extremely inebriated 45 year old cishet person who has a PhD in gender studies and also uses twitter too much

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Maple was barking a little so we looked outside and these two wild rabbits were just playing leapfrog with eachother right outside my door?????

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Maple LOVES to play in the snow but today we discovered that if we take her for a walk while theres a ton of snow on the ground it gets really badly matted into her fur. she didnt seem too cold though at least, she wasnt even shivering. we immediately put her in the bath and poured water over her until all the snow melted :teal_heart:​

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i googled lil nas x for a different picture and stumbled on this one and im so serious when i say that i almost burst into tears

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It's my birthday :blush_cat:

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i think i would rather die than watch this

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??????????????

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i think i hate her

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Pubby

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Took puppy out of the crate to let her out before I go to bed and let her cuddle with me a little before I put her back in

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That "2018 candidates of note" post on twitter is floating around again and I realized that both of these guys are just fedi users

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This guys brain is so cooked it's so funny

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Elmo would definitely vote for @ the democrats

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Sir he's a puppet for babies

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