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o boy

FirstProgenitor,
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:yoiImcry:​

FirstProgenitor, to random
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Tears are pouring out of my face Kojima bought a tshirt that has a picture of a date he went on with Mads Mikkelsen, AND WORE IT WHILE HANGING OUT WITH MADS

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Just so you know this is real and not photoshop, I checked. Also he posted this pic where he was with different people and he's wearing a button up over the shirt LMAOOO

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My friend asked if Mads had been in any of Kojima's games so I was googling around for a list, and found this. I love these two so much lmao

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Remember that time Kojima got these chopsticks and got them engraved with Mad's name

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have you ever been on the wikipedia page for "gay icons"? funniest shit ive ever seen. it lists a grand total of 21 people, including fictional characters. in fact check this out

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this page is so inexplicable and batshit i legitimately dont even know where to start. its like it was written by an extremely inebriated 45 year old cishet person who has a PhD in gender studies and also uses twitter too much

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i think i would rather die than watch this

FirstProgenitor,
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??????????????

FirstProgenitor,
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i think i hate her

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FirstProgenitor, to random
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This guys brain is so cooked it's so funny

FirstProgenitor,
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I went to his profile to see if this was real and while I couldn't find it (to be fair this freak tweets a LOT) I did find this which is arguably way funnier

FirstProgenitor,
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Elmo would definitely vote for @ the democrats

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Sir he's a puppet for babies

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FirstProgenitor,
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Sleepy

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She's waking up and getting a little more energy and I tried to give her a treat and she wouldn't take it but she liked the cap so I put the cap in her bed and she's been burying it under her blanket

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She's been settling in pretty well qwq been kinda hard to get her to go potty but she's been getting better at it. Also lots of crying in her crate but that's to be expected. She discovered her chew toys and has been going to town on them. Very cute. Also she can't drink water without getting her entire face soaking wet

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