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Well, yes it can go bad. I think they forgot the self-replication mechanisms.

What? Humans as a species suck. all hail the AI overlords.

FuglyDuck,
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i’d be okay if he died from gangrene, too. But I’d much rather he go out like Luey XVI

FuglyDuck,
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the only thing trump can slam is a hamberder.

FuglyDuck,
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To be fair, Canada is pretty scary. /s

have you met those Canada Geese? It’s like canadians became the nicest people ever by dumping all their hate into the birds.

FuglyDuck,
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I have no problem letting canada gooses marinate…

FuglyDuck,
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Only if you donate $459 dollars for flat service

FuglyDuck,
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“Not my monkey, not my circus. I only take credit for the totally-not-evil Christian’s…they’re around here somewhere.”

FuglyDuck,
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Noncitizens pay taxes, too.

What was that thing people shouted a long time ago? No taxation without representation?

Maybe they should get more substantial representation…?

FuglyDuck,
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You know…. I wonder if the FBI would take a tip and investigate him.

You know. Just to make sure he’s not sexually assaulted any kids in his orbit.

FuglyDuck,
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for any one else wondering… I give you their “Ghost Suit”:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/022637e4-9e03-4fd9-8be9-edc1efb3a3e4.jpeg

FuglyDuck,
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I mean, I realize it’s to avoid teaching the chicks that humans are cool and food-givers and stuff.

but I’m not really sure I expected that. I don’t know what I expected. This is like if the Grim Reaper went shopping at a military surplus store and got some tactikool blankets and stuff. (which just makes it slightly more amusing than bedsheets.)

FuglyDuck,
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I want a bioengineer to make me Dino Nuggets.

They probably taste like chicken nuggets. But, maybe not. It’s for science!

FuglyDuck, (edited )
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cat shows.

He just watched it for the drama. Honest!

FuglyDuck,
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Wait… we can take out life insurance policies on random people?!

….

FuglyDuck,
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Good luck not getting caught.

Insurance companies really do not like paying out.

FuglyDuck,
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yes, but you start having enough workplace accidents to pay things off… they’re gonna ask questions.

FuglyDuck,
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I’m almost certain he’d be able to land on his feet.

Almost any publisher would pay rights for “growing up trump”, for example.

I wouldn’t have expected him to totally walk away… but his choices are now his to make in a way they weren’t before.

FuglyDuck,
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Because it needs to be somewhere. It’s basically arbitrary

FuglyDuck,
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The point I’m making is we set 18 as the age when you’re responsible for your own actions, but it’s not because just in that moment you become responsible.

Legally… yes. it is where you become responsible.
Mentally, emotionally, and any other way? you’re right. there is no single age. But the law can’t really make fluid distinctions like that without becoming an unweildly mess. So we get one age, everyone younger than that (*) is not a legal adult and everyone older is. that’s how it is, and yes, its pretty much an arbitrary decision that was made ages ago.

(* there is a process where children can become emancipated and have no guardians, taking legal responsibility for themselves. but it’s extremely rare for courts to grant it. usually they just dump the kid into the system if there’s cause.)

FuglyDuck, (edited )
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Ew…

Dick sweat on the shoes. (Maybe we could get her a t-ball bat. They have better balance for this sort of thing than baseball bats.)

FuglyDuck, (edited )
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Bring condemns if … oh not what you meant… carryon.

FuglyDuck,
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Me three.

This cat clearly needs more scritches as a reward

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