GraniteM

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GraniteM,

It kind of ends on a cliffhanger with Megabyte literally saying “Now the hunt can truly begin!” and then that’s the end of the series, but there are a couple of decent endpoints of the show before that, and if you like you can just imagine the last few episodes as some weird fanfic that Enzo wrote.

GraniteM,

Scientist: It’s for the good of the planet! [releases plastic-eating bacteria into the wild]

[Later, in the smoldering ruins of a post-plastocalyptic future…]

Former Scientist Now Pottery Shard Crusher: Okay, maybe that was a mistake.

GraniteM,

Honestly, I think Cats is worth the watch. I was never bored; it was an absolute rollercoaster of terrible filmmaking decisions. It was never boring. Morbius, by comparison, wasn’t even that much fun as a trainwreck watch.

GraniteM,

Morbiud curiosity.

GraniteM,

That tens of thousands number is always brought up, but it’s an average that is affected by the actions of Spiders Georg, an outlier who should not be counted.

GraniteM,

If Clear’s entire business model is predicated on getting money from people who don’t want to deal with the standard security system, then they are 100% incentivized to keep security as unpleasant as possible. Suppose that Congressman Jones introduces the Make TSA Less Horrible Bill. That bill would be an existential threat to Clear, so they would absolutely lobby against it, even though it would objectively improve the lives of everyone who travels. By that same token, if Congressman Chudknuckle wanted a campaign donation from Clear, he might just so happen to introduce the TSA Now Can Stab You in the Ear with an Unfolded Paperclip Bill, and Clear would happily oblige.

Clear may not have created the problem for which they are selling the solution, but they have every incentive in the world to keep the problem as bad as possible, and even make it worse if they can.

GraniteM,

Well, sure. The Neanderthal has probably been mostly thinking about roots and berries and such, whereas Marjorie…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0d29f688-ed4a-4ef6-b9e5-20af5f6367d3.jpeg

GraniteM,

I’m going to be honest, buying a war hammer and smashing some gourds from the grocery store made my serotonin levels skyrocket!

GraniteM,

I feel like they contracted some kick-ass fantasy illustrator, someone nearly at Boris Vallejo or Frank Frazetta’s level, but then they just told him to paint a headless buff barbarian, and then after he was done they sent him a headshot of the star and he just did his best to make it match.

GraniteM, (edited )

What’s the comic where someone sees the turtles eating extra cheesy pizza with their bare hands while literally living in a shit-covered sewer and they absolutely barf all over themself?

Edit: Found it!

GraniteM,

The only thing I ever hear about David Zaslav is how he’s a notorious piece of shit who only makes terrible decisions about how to further ruin the reputation of his company. That, and now about how he’s getting a huge raise.

GraniteM,

Even if they don’t have a nuke (and we assume they haven’t otherwise acquired one), does Iran have the materials to make a dirty bomb?

GraniteM,

Or the fighter jets are piloted by teenaged schoolgirls.

Or the fighter jets are teenaged schoolgirls.

GraniteM,

Just like how everyone’s a little bit trans!

GraniteM,

An Inconvenient Sentience

GraniteM,

H. P. Lovecraft just in absolute shambles in the corner over there.

GraniteM,

You put a pith helmet, some goggles, and a leather bracer or pauldron on her and you’re fully steampunked up.

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