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HCBunny

@HCBunny@mstdn.party

An OCMAP production, subsidiary of Pamco. Both hot and very cross.
Old and menopausal. Yes, I do come in beige, thanks for asking.

https://justmytoots.com/@HCBunny@mstdn.party

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HCBunny, to random
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This dude has hundreds of sex dolls and swears he ain't never fucked one

👀

HCBunny,
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HIS WIFE LIKES TO TALK TO THEM. SHE JUST ADMONISHED ONE FOR BEING NAUGHTY.

HCBunny,
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THEY REGULARLY GIVE THEM BATHS. FOR NO REASON AT ALL, ESPECIALLY NOT BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL JIZZY.

HCBunny, to random
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And the award for talking loudly on the phone in an otherwise silent waiting room goes to

...GUY RIGHT NEXT TO ME!

HCBunny, to random
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A bully who hates his father (the town dentist) so deeply he forces you to put in a mouth guard before he starts wailing on you.

HCBunny, to random
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Not talking about my torrential period on Adult Friend Finder because I really don't want to meet That Guy.

HCBunny, to random
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Hey.

Hey.

See my Ruffaloed picture here? You should recreate it and drop a selfie in replies. You should. Why not?

HCBunny, to random
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I just saw pleated jeans for sale.

(digs bunker in backyard)

HCBunny, to random
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🥹

look at it.

HCBunny, to random
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I have a stomach ache, come rub my tummy.

Bring fries.

tantramar, to random
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Dear comma-splicers: periods ARE RIGHT THERE AND THEY’RE FREEEEEEE.

HCBunny,
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@tantramar

You worry me, Man. You ain't paying for commas, are you?

HCBunny, to random
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Lotta mutes hatching. Little three and seven days mutes already running around, peeping and flapping their wings. The fully grown indefinite mutes scurrying to keep the hatchlings fed.

HCBunny, to random
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Are people still doing live, in person sex? For reals? No, REALLY?!

HCBunny, to random
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Gummy bear emojis when?

HCBunny, to random
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Not enough men making me garlic bread.

HCBunny, to random
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Okay. My laptop has officially bricked. I had to go in and manually delete everything, but it's still showing photos somewhere I can't find. I'm not a computer person, how do I wipe this thing? It's literally barely running at this point.

And, well, let me just say this stuff HAS to be wiped from the computer. HAS to.

HCBunny,
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BOOST PLEASE

HCBunny, to random
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Woman noticably younger than myself rattles off a list of mysterious and annoying symptoms

"Menopause" I croak from under my moss encrusted cloak.

She laughs a sympathetic laugh. "Oh, that sounds terrible, but I'm..."

I smile my wizened smile and cackle.

HCBunny, to random
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FUNGI!!!!!

HCBunny, to random
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That guy's weird penis broke Bluesky.

HCBunny,
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@boby_biq

Some random dude posted full frontal over there yesterday. The nudity filter, apparently, only works on chicks, and now Bluesky is down. I'm making a very unscientific conclusion. His nipples were actually more horrifying than his junk.

Strangely, you know where I NEVER get assaulted with photos of people's junk on the tl? Adult Friend Finder. Their filter is TIGHT.

HCBunny,
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@boby_biq

I don't know anything about any Calvin Klein ad since the one with teenage Brooke Sheilds

HCBunny, to random
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If you didn't show the world your weird cock I wouldn't be able to say your cock was weird.

tantramar, to random
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Something I’ve long been dimly aware of is neither knowing nor caring who Pauly Shore is.

HCBunny,
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@tantramar

I have no way of reading alt text. I'm here bareback, bro. Just me and the wiiilds of The Internet.

HCBunny,
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@tantramar

I haven't seen anything that didn't have hobbits and/or lightsabers except for the 1992 critically acclaimed film Encino Man starring Pauly Shore and...oh, fuck...a hobbit!

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