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HCBunny

@HCBunny@mstdn.party

An OCMAP production, subsidiary of Pamco. Both hot and very cross.
Old and menopausal. Yes, I do come in beige, thanks for asking.

https://justmytoots.com/@HCBunny@mstdn.party

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LikeItOrLumpIt, to random
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When in doubt, swoop in with a few idiotic replies. It often cheers yourself up. Ok..it might piss a few off. Collateral damage. I'm totally down for counterattacks. Fair is fair.

HCBunny,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt

I THINK YOUR JELLO SALAD IS A TRAVESTY!

(I hope I'm in the proper spirits here)

HCBunny, to random
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Tostadas: nature's really big nacho

HCBunny, to random
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Just saw a butter dispenser meant to give your corncob a handjob. God bless America.

HCBunny, to random
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Not now, Chad, I'm making a ham joke on The Internet.

HCBunny, to random
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I really enjoy buying people I don't even know stuff from their wishlist on their birthday. I like the idea of being able to make everyone feel a little loved.

HCBunny, to random
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Martha Stewart is horny for artichokes.

HCBunny, to random
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Say what you will about Bluesky, but people over there know how to like an ass.

HCBunny, to random
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MASTODON!

WHAT IS THIS?!

HCBunny, to random
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Sorry. I was busy telling a video game hedgehog to calm their tits on The Internet.

HCBunny, to random
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You would not believe how much blood is in one of my tiny fingers.

RickiTarr, to random
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It insane to me how often women are not given pain management for gynecological procedures, because many many years ago a male doctor who's never had a vagina, cervix, or uterus decided that there weren't enough nerve endings up there to hurt significantly. I think it's time to put this fallacy to bed. It most definitely does hurt, and people who have literally no experience with female equipment don't get to decide this for me. Trust me docs, you don't want to taste your own medicine on this.

HCBunny,
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@RickiTarr

Endometrial biopsy.

I was offered only a cool cloth.
They didn't even suggest I have someone drive me.

HCBunny,
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@RickiTarr

Then my insurance wouldn't pay for the hysterectomy that it was for...sooooo I get to do that again someday.

HCBunny, to random
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Seems only fair I warn everyone I'm going to get out of bed and kick some ass. Soon. Very soon. Really very soon.

cpoliticditto, to random
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Just a friendly note before I head out, but I’m likely going to sunset this account in the next week.

Anyone interested in keeping in touch, I can send my email address or I’m also over on Bluesky.

Thanks! ✌️

HCBunny,
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@cpoliticditto

I'LL MISS YOU!

HCBunny,
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@cpoliticditto

https://images.app.goo.gl/7tbUt3utFtU4TzpE9

HCBunny, to random
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Once again with the clear and obvious celebration of what I am YET THE SIZES STOP AT 24 MONTHS.

HCBunny, to random
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I AM ON A HEALING GODDAMN JOURNEY, DO YOU MIND?!

HCBunny,
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@QueenOfCoffee

That would be a wicked cool healing journey.

HCBunny, to random
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What's a good thing to put in the bath for a sunburn? I remember baking soda.

HCBunny,
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@kerouac666

I'm thinking not in my jetted tub though.

HCBunny, to random
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Aaaany-the-who, it's free haircut day on my back deck in Stonerbitch County Indiana. Get in line now, I gotta have time to hose all the hair into the neighbor's underbrush by nightfall.

HCBunny,
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@the_etrain

I give the very best free high haircuts.

HCBunny,
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@the_etrain

I'll try to let you keep those.

HCBunny, to random
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I need to make a bong. With my own two hands. Like my forefathers. Or, at least like my Uncle Marty did in high school ceramics class.

RickiTarr, to random
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Some stuff we've pulled out of abandoned houses just left to rot:

A leather picture frame with an old time military painting, if you think you can tell me what it is of that would be awesome
An old Victorian Chest
This insane mid-century lamp it is pretty tall and is a very shiny copper color with ornate metal decoration

HCBunny,
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@RickiTarr

Only thing better than a used thing is a weird used thing.

(gestures toward my taste in men)

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