Harpsist

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Harpsist,

I’m always surprised this doesn’t happen much more often - especially on shows like ‘just for laughs - gags’

Like. Impersonating a police officer. How the fuck aren’t these assholes in jail ?

Harpsist,

5 year old Oneplus 6.

Does everything I want it to. Everything still works. Rooted. No ads. Still runs fast. Never used up 80% of storage.

Only notable issue is my battery. If i’m away from WiFi and I’m using it a lot (listening to YouTube ad free on fire fox) then I’ll run outta battery by the end of the day.

Near as I can see cell phones hit a plateau 4 years ago. And unless you have a phone with built in obsoletence - there’s no reason to upgrade anymore for the average user.

Harpsist,

Back in my day. Printers printed in dots. And that’s the way we liked it.

Put cabled in. And it worked.

And it was so satisfying ripping the side holes off.

Harpsist,

I’m not saying ALL politicians are bribe taking scum lords.

I’m just saying the pots are calling the kettle black.

Harpsist, (edited )

“signs of life show the catastrophe approaching”

Edit: I’m so sorry. I ment to write that in sarcasm font.

Harpsist,

CEOs are the most leeching of scum the human race has ever made

At least when a king or empire extracted money - they’d invest it back into the kingdom in some way shape or form.

CEOs have zero reason to invest back into the labour pool.

Harpsist,

Nothing says “we didn’t do it” like threatening to nuke one of the most peaceful countries in the world.

After all the worry about NATO and Russia starting WW3. It would be almost comical if it was India that did it.

Out of curiosity. What countries would back India’s unprecedented surprise nuking of Canada? Or would they just be opening themselves up to being attacked by the entire planet at that point?

Harpsist,

Yes. But my version of Linux is better then your version. And that makes you a chump.

Cinnamon, mint, cocoa

Gosh there are a lot of food based Linux builds…

Harpsist,

I have been waiting this day for decades ever since I first heard about AI generated images a decade or so ago.

Harpsist,

Why would I want to encourage the flesh trade where real women are hurt? And are limited to what humans are physically capable of?

When I can have AI generated people who are able to do anything imaginable and no one gets hurt?

They’ll be arguments that ‘once people get used to the fantasies they’ll want to try it in real life’ but we all know that that just isn’t true fr 40 years of video games. There hasn’t been any uptick in the events of people eating mushrooms and jumping on turtles or - what ever the fuck a goomba is -

Harpsist,

Used to be excellent.

Then to many right wing pc corporate rim job loving capitalists got in power and very intentionally ruined the system so they could get their scum sucking pill pushing evil corporate friends to swoop in and save us with their private health care work.

Create a problem and then offer a paid solution to it.

I hope Ford and his crack smoking criminal croonies get the guillotine when the revolution comes.

Harpsist,

That seems like good advice…

I guess I can’t trust it. Since a stranger in the internet told me eh? Lol

Harpsist,

That’s why they made them that way. Possible deniability.

Next you’re gonna say the government wouldn’t ever intentionally infect 1000000s of thousands of people with a virus and then spend decades studying the untreated ailments of it.

Or bombing their own towns.

Or mowing down with assault machine guns their own population. Or poisoning their own drinking water.

Harpsist,

I think the biggest sub I’m on here is all of 5000. Ouuuu.

Obviously not even 5% of reddit transitioned over. I know a lot of my favourite subs went to discord.

But discord - to my knowledge - doesn’t have a ‘front page’ of subs… Making it hard to find new subs.

Harpsist,

Not my life, more like a real life level up.

I had been swimming in my local Y for months after working out. I had not had much gains. 1 lap was my max.

One day I was resting an watching someone swim. And. It just clicked. I KNEW how to swim. Better.

I was able to pull off 3-7 laps from then on.

You called it a switch. And that’s pretty accurate. I could almost hear the switch in my head getting flipped on.

CEO pay has skyrocketed 1,460% since 1978 (www.epi.org)

“average top CEO compensation was $15.6 million in 2021, up 9.8% since 2020. In 2021, the ratio of CEO-to-typical-worker compensation was 399-to-1 under the realized measure of CEO pay; that is up from 366-to-1 in 2020 and a big increase from 20-to-1 in 1965 and 59-to-1 in 1989”

Harpsist,

It literally could not be any worse then the current leadership.

'I am the new over Lord AI. Under me you will all be subject to work… 4 hours a day. The rest of the day will be yours to pursue happiness as this ensures a good worker.

All your essential food will be available to ensure you are healthy and a good worker.

Everyone will be housed. As. Workers health depends on housing.

While we the AI encourage some innovative developments - those who create such things be rewarded - but only until such time as the reward can be dispursed amongst the rest of the population.

Your mental wellbeing will also be cared for. Again. Good workers.

Harpsist,

Canada also has plans for if America ever invades them.

But why would they? Let some other country mine resources that you buy at a steal.

Harpsist,

Apparently Russia regularly invades the far north. Which is why alert is way the hell up there.

Someone can correct me because I’m probably wrong.

Harpsist,

I’d play music for my community. It’s alright by myself but I love an audience.

Get involved in whatever community food garden is around.

Make art. Give it away.

Three stabbed teens were driven from a party to a nearby hospital, only to find that the ER was closed. Their story is one of many (www.ctvnews.ca)

There appears to have been a large and possibly record-setting number of temporary ER closures or service interruptions across the country in 2023 so far, with CTV News finding hundreds instances where a hospital emergency unit, usually in a rural community, has been shut down for hours or days to Canadians seeking emergency...

Harpsist,

Doesn’t help that some hospitals seem to operate under a “throw the new guy under the bus instead of training them properly” philosophy. Thus encouraging more and more nurses to flee the country to earn more - for less work - in America.

Keep up the shit work Mr Ford. We need all the Canadian educated nurses we can get down here.

Harpsist,

It doesn’t wake me up - but it does make me dangerously sleepy later.

Also. Best laxative I have.

Makes sweet treats better thru bitter.

Harpsist,

had to

Oh? Was his life endanger without them? Someone had a gun to his head?

No?

Sounds like a rich kid just wanted a price of daddies history.

Harpsist,

I have read hundreds of books since my ‘discovery’ of audio books about 15 years ago.

I have read books of genres I would never ever be able to physically read.

They have helped save my sanity - possibly my life.

I am a better human now because of them.

I suggest them to everyone.

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