Harpsist

@Harpsist@lemmy.world

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Ever had something spoiled for you in the opening credits?

I was watching a film yesterday (went in blind) and during the opening credits I saw something along the lines of “Special effects artist for the Creature”. I had no idea the movie was going to have a creature in it before reading that, so when it was eventually revealed later in the film I was kinda annoyed that I knew it...

Harpsist,

That m night movie about a culture living in the woods.

We called the plot within seconds of the movie starting.

Harpsist,

“1000$ a pop”

I see what you did there.

Harpsist,

Maybe not be so openly racist south Korea.

Everyone I know that’s gone to work that has told me of the openly - although polite - racism that takes place there.

Wanna go this tat club with you south Korean friend? Oh sorry you can’t because your not native.

Fall in love with a local? Hope you plan on moving outta the country because everyone will hate the both of you.

Nope. Did it to themselves.

Think I read somewhere they are the most pure race anywhere in the world.

Harpsist,

I want a community based living. Where everyday a few people take on community based chores like cooking for the community. Cleaning up. Etc etc.

Everyone knows everyone’s name

Parenting is done community.

Only a few select people actually ‘go to work’ to earn money. Everyone else just helps out in the community.

Instead of having 100 individual dinners. It’s all done in one place. Thus saving fuel and time.

Etc etc.

I’ll never live to see anything like that unless I go join some nomads.

Harpsist,

I have this problem pretty bad.

At least the bad things are real.

Harpsist,

Still can’t find a job in this economy 'no one wants to work anymore! - I’m paying 2$ less then minimum wage, and I’ll only take 50% of tips! "

Harpsist,

Shooter was a murder. That’s all I need to know.

Harpsist,

I hope he sold those national secrets for more then half a billion.

Edit: no I don’t.

Harpsist,

In the 80s and 90s. I would have killed to have a game that had 80+ hours of content. Dagger fall was the closest to that I ever got.

Now a days. If someone tells me a game take 100+ hours to beat - let alone 100% it. I’m definitely not playing it.

When I was younger it was hard mode all the way! I could save and load and die again for weeks.

Now. I play for the story. If that gets to boring. I’ll turn it up to normal or hard. Game won’t let me do that mid game? Guess I’m not finishing it then.

All games were playable. No matter how bad.

Now. I won’t even play AAA games until the been out for 6 months and had all the bugs fixed and at least 100 mods made.

Online play was free.

Don’t have the dedication to play online. I’m never available at the same time. And I don’t want to make ‘friends’ with random people online. Let alone cooperative with them.

All games costed money.

Most games can be acquired for single player offline mode without money.

Harpsist,

I imagine this was a 1 shot item.

Harpsist,

Next she’ll be burning people and defending her actions by saying “they weren’t really people by their own admissions”

Played and beat A Link to the Past for the first time! (lemmy.world)

As a big Zelda hater as a kid, I skipped the series completely. I’ve been going through to experience them all in order now. I really enjoyed the first two games of the series so I expected to like this one too. What I didn’t expect is was that it really is one of the best games on the Super Nintendo if not one of the best...

Harpsist,

I’ve been playing a tune from links awakening in my head for over 25 years without knowing where I knew the tune from (I had completely forgotten I even owned it in game boy)

Now I have the sheet music. And I can play it for real.

Harpsist,

What’s the R stand for in alttp?

Not that I have time to get into the triple zero club again.

Harpsist,

I hear lots of people say shit like “eat the rich!”

Or “global strike!”

But it never seems to go anywhere.

Harpsist,

I heat my milk so I can eat a HOT breakfast like a human being.

I also always eat it at a table to avoid a -1 mood debuff.

Cold cereal? No thanks. I’d rather starve.

Harpsist,

I’m on my 5th year with my Oneplus 6.

I suspect I’d I do a full wipe, a new OS and a fresh battery I should be able to keep it going for a couple more.

Phones plateaued for me. It runs fast. It holds more then enough data.

Camera is a little slow. I’ve been told to stop using the default camera app. But then the double click to open won’t work.

Harpsist,

Before I go getting more confused. Explain like I’m 5?

Harpsist,

My biggest complaint is

Only 1 user page.

No ‘kid friendly’ version.

Recommendations are missed.

Sometimes torrents are not named right. I just watched an entire series backwards (it wasn’t good in either direction)

Harpsist,

I don’t even get a login screen.

On mobile. Accessing via ‘show desktop verison’

Still nothing.

Harpsist,

You guys beat games???

Harpsist,

It’s been about 10 years for me now.

I audiobooked them.

I wouldn’t have been able to do the first book except it was the only thing to entertain me for 7 hours in a drive.

Got into it obviously.

The whole ‘when humans die they release creativity’ or something. It was a big deal in my mind. I still think of it.

The whole ‘human save states’ was cool. But I legit don’t remember any of the characters from that side of the story. I think they all got fucked up by invasion or something? Greek heros or some thing? Honestly that whole side plot never tickled me right.

Weird seeds that infected people and turned them into immortal bound beings? Fuck yes. Bring it on.

Something about time travel ruins?

A woman who comes back in time to set things up only to be out of time to make up for lost time.

Teleportation murder machines.

Everything else is fuzzy at best.

How’d I do?

Harpsist,

This must be the American side of the boarder eh?

Harpsist,

Make sure you pay the lawyer in cut up tissue paper with period blood on it in Lou of actual “monies”. Oh and leave an upper decker for them for giving power to the lizards people rules.

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