Hugh_Jeggs

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Does the USA have any open market cellular options that are legitimate pay-as-you-go and only for what you use options like Europe yet?

I’ve lived under a rock for 10 years. I did Metro ages ago while most were still on contracts. Surely we’ve reached true capitalist open market freedom by now. Is it still total closed market, noncompetitive, privateering corruption?

Hugh_Jeggs,

Limited hotspot usage was definitely a thing in Europe

Twenty years ago 😂

Hugh_Jeggs,

ITT - Yanks thinking ultra-processed food is seasonal

Christ on a bike

Hugh_Jeggs,

It’s a very simple rule, if it says “slammed” in the headline, it’s barely journalism and shouldn’t be posted

Turned out to be clickbait right enough, proving the rule

Hugh_Jeggs,

Daaaaaad can I get SLAMMED today?

Hugh_Jeggs,

You managed to name the two most common types of gun in the UK you fuckin moron 😂

We just don’t have Coward’s Guns ©®™ like handguns and tiny-penis-men’s assault rifles

What song should I play for my bathroom neighbors?

The work bathroom is currently a warzone, on their phone speakers people like to play music, play games at full blast, and one guy likes to chill to ambient rainforest. What song can I play to passive aggressively make it known that I don’t want to listen to their tik tok feeds while I work out my demons?

Hugh_Jeggs,

I would add The Magic Roundabout to this list

Guaranteed insanity

Unfortunately guaranteed for both parties but it only makes your eye twitch a little bit, and it only lasts a week or two

Hugh_Jeggs,

AHEM you’ve included Scotland in that, bawbag

Hugh_Jeggs,

“We want independence!”

Ok have independence

Five years later

“We completely fucked everything up and everyone is starving now. We demand reparations!”

😂

Hugh_Jeggs,

Yeah Haiti was a gigantic fuckup, true

We’re not talking about Haiti here though

Hugh_Jeggs,

Guaranteed if there were home made sausage rolls on the moon it’d be colonised within days

Hugh_Jeggs,

🤮🤢 Scouser

Hugh_Jeggs,

In french, “fart” is the wax you put on skis. “Farter” is the verb, to wax or polish something

Hugh_Jeggs,

I get the point they’re making but what they consider “old people” fuckin invented dyed hair, tattoos and piercings

They’re only likely to stare because they’re thinking “wish I’d thought of that”

This is like a reverse boomer meme

Hugh_Jeggs,

Phwoar watch you don’t cut yourself on that edge

Hugh_Jeggs,

California is clearly the best state. It’s like if you bought the EU off wish.com, but at least there’s hope 😂

Hugh_Jeggs,

No fuckin idea what on earth “Swiss cheese” could be.

Appenzeller?

Tête de Moine?

Emmentaler?

Raclette?

Sbrinz?

Vacherin Fribourgeois?

Gruyère?

Etivaz?

Tomme Vaudoise?

Schabziger?

Scharfe?

Tilsiter?

Berner Alpkäse?

Edelweiss?

Emmental?

Grisons?

Jarlsberg?

Belper Knolle?

Alter schweizer?

Who knows

Hugh_Jeggs,

24-month aged Comté

Hugh_Jeggs,

You realise it’s new tech and probably needs a proprietary connection?

Did you disqualify ebikes too when they appeared?

Hugh_Jeggs,

It’s not just for the panel though, it’s for switching between feeding an outlet and supplying an appliance, looks pretty intelligent to me

But I live in the EU, if they make it proprietary for no reason, they’ll get told to fuck off rather quickly 😂

Hugh_Jeggs,

I live in a cycling-mad but very hilly place. They love it here. To give you an idea of the massive impact ebikes have had, the average cyclist age has jumped up twenty years in the last few years.

It’s not unusual to see octogenarians blasting up hills now. They’ve been absolutely revolutionary

Hugh_Jeggs,

a group fight on a night out.

and a scam going where we would get orders diverted to stores

I’m a good boy now.

They ain’t here to help us.

Au contraire, they’re here to protect us from cunts like you, and by and large, they do a good job considering how restricted they are. Yes, they bend the rules because the rules protect the scammers and the yobs too much

I’ll get downvoted to fuck by yanks who think the police in other countries are fucked up militia like theirs, but in Europe, if you’re not a cunt, the pigs are generally sound.

If you think the UK pigs are cunts, it’s you that’s the cunt

Not a pig btw

Hugh_Jeggs,

Sorry I thought that was a copypasta to start with 😂

As you were

My biggest take from this is you thinking that stealing from a company, who then pass on the costs of theft to the consumer, is “bending the rules”, despite your crimes directly costing other consumers money

Also your assumptions about my beliefs and commitments are funny :)

I’ve been homeless myself and the majority of homeless I hung out with were utter dickheads who got themselves into that situation despite being offered help, and regularly antagonised the police with drunken behaviour

Go figure 😂

Hugh_Jeggs,

Imma take what I can get

“Even if I didn’t earn it and even if it costs other less well-off people money because of my greed”

Did you beat them? Did you join them? Umm…no. You just created more problems for your peers.

I hate to use the phrase “circles back” but this circles back to my calling you a cunt, and I’m going to add the adjective “selfish” now 😂

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