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GayOldTime, to gay
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A cock horse is, of course, an old fashioned name for a hobby horse. And a gay cock horse is a phrase you'll never see in a magazine ad today.

Hunko,
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@zero @GayOldTime

Yes, right there, right in the spoofie.

taber, to random
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if you go home with a man and he has stained acoustical tile drop ceilings in his personal residence sorry you are definitely in for a good time

Hunko,
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@taber I'll just take your word on that one.

taber, to random
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I would like to receive some praise for having paid my rent this month because I really did not want to do it

Hunko,
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@taber And yet you did. High Five, Kudos, handshake, and hey....

proud of you!

James, to random
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Finally ... FINALLY got an epidural injection in my neck to deal with this pinched nerve issue. The pain had mostly resolved with 4 months of conservative treatment but neurological symptoms and the occasional pain flare up were rough. Hopefully this will clear up the remaining pain and allow me to get back to my regular day to day activities and allow me to sleep more soundly again.

Hunko,
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@James here's hoping this moves things forward! You have been through a lot.

taber, to random
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people don't have Things about being sexy birds because it is simply not possible to write credible erotic fiction where the center of the action is something called a "cloaca"

Hunko,
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@taber
Tuca and Bertie enter the chat...

taber, to random
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the magic of Stardew Valley where you just don't realize how fucking insane it is that you are participating in the time-honored middle of summer beach party tradition of making a big fuckin tureen of hot soup

Hunko,
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@taber I bought this game, played a few minutes of it, and haven't been back. Sounds like I am missing out.

Hunko,
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@taber You're looking at my social life, I think I probably have the time.

taber, to random
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Joan Crawford (not-Faye-Dunaway-as Joan Crawford but actual Joan Crawford) stans are a weird fuckin' bunch, man

Hunko,
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@taber Seriously. It was 45 years ago. Pretty sure the statute of limitations is run out by now.

taber, to random
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have decided that I will not nap today and it is already at 9:05am the hardest thing I have experienced in my life to date

Hunko,
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@taber I believe in you.

taber, to random
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is it happening everywhere that sometime within the last few months every delivery driver started insisting on making a call to your personal telephone every time they make a delivery. was there like an article in Business Magazine that said “people want delivery drivers to call them” and businesses just nodded and were like yeah now you call everyone. they deliver the thing whether I answer the telephone call or not so. I don’t get it. what’s going on there

Hunko,
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@taber
Same here. First it was calling while ringing our buzzer - which thing do you want me to answer?

Now they call a block away, because I guess they don't want to wait for us. It's annoying.

taber, to random
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calling at this time for people to be proud of me for, seeing some shit went south that I had nothing to do with and in fact had specifically cassandra'd was highly likely on multiple occasions, declining to sweat my well-being trying to dig people out of a hole I marked very fucking clearly with abundant caution tape ☺️

Hunko,
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@taber Good job!👍

taber, to random
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ngl y'all get me excited when you say "Bulgaria*" making me think you are putting up something about Bulgaria but it is always about some gym thing

Hunko,
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@taber @aphyr I had no idea he had filled out so well.

So so well.

James, (edited ) to random
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Patrick and I have been together for 15 years, but we're not married. I'm always a little at a loss as to how to refer to him with others. I've been told "husband" would work better, but that feels weird since we're not married. What's your opinion?

Hunko,
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@James
I've never liked the word "partner" because it seemed like a neutered compromise to avoid upsetting straight people. I'd rather make them uncomfortable with reality. But that's just me.
They use husband/wife without being legal all the time. No reason we can't, too.

taber, to random
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sksksks after finally getting my man to tell me he's in love with me Starfield gave me a matching cowboy hat I--

Hunko,
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@taber I think that means frottage.

taber, to random
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have started to look at the SyFy Channel original series The Expanse

Hunko,
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@taber we kept rewinding this and watching it over and over again. this is a common response in our house to location questions now.

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