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GayOldTime

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#VintageAdvertising and other gaiety from yesteryear. Frequently #gay, in both senses of the word.

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GayOldTime, to Vintage
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Eileen has her priorities straight

LibrarianRA, to food
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Happy National Have a Coke Day!!
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Coca-Cola with Hors d'Oeuvres Pie recipe, 1960
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GayOldTime,
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@LibrarianRA I really doubt people had the patience to do elaborate piping on their midnight snack, even back in 1960

GayOldTime, to Vintage
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Why you should check twice when picking wild mushrooms

GayOldTime, to Vintage
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The Gay Ranchero (1948) is a largely forgettable western movie, but Tito Guízar has a fabulous outfit on the soundtrack cover

LibrarianRA, to breakfast
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Tuna'n Waffles - Part of a 1954 Campbell's Ad .
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GayOldTime,
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@LibrarianRA The standard Campbell's recipe formula: a starch, a protein, and canned soup

GayOldTime, to Guns
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At 24 inches, that certainly is one Big Dick

GayOldTime,
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@RinostarGames Plus inflation

GayOldTime, to Vintage
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This week's is beige on beige topped with a generous helping of beige. Try it at home! (Or don’t.)

GayOldTime,
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@AnguaDelphine Or a 1970s dystopian scifi movie where everyone eats featureless food cubes

GayOldTime,
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@StanWonn Honestly, it's not hard to make meat look terrifying

GayOldTime,
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@WhiteCatTamer By process of elimination, I'm going to say cheese

GayOldTime,
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@terrafied Pimento olives and a sprig of parsley. The only other thing that this needs is a radish rosette.

GayOldTime, to random
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Remember, vaseline and latex don't mix

GayOldTime, to random
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My follower count just hit 2000. To celebrate, here are some fashions from that year.

GayOldTime, to gay
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Just when you think that a man might be looking at a woman in these old Schlitz ads – but no. He only has eyes for beer and other men.

GayOldTime, to Vintage
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I don't even know why I have this image in my collection. It clearly doesn't contain innuendo or double entendres of any kind.

GayOldTime,
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@StanWonn Obviously not. He's just a desperado who's nice and cheerful and likes to make an entrance through the back passage

GayOldTime, to Vintage
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We're here, we eat Gruyère, get used to it

GayOldTime,
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@todwest Now now, we'll have no cheese shaming on this account

GayOldTime,
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@jimfl @todwest Raspberry Kool-Aid

GayOldTime, to fishing
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The Wunder Boner had an infomercial where a man is massively eager to show his fishing buddies his boner

GayOldTime, to gay
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She has a gay top. He does her hair.

GayOldTime, to food
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This week's is fruit cocktail with character, and that character is two cans of Spam. Try it at home! (Or don't.)

GayOldTime, to gay
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A cock horse is, of course, an old fashioned name for a hobby horse. And a gay cock horse is a phrase you'll never see in a magazine ad today.

GayOldTime,
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@museumphile You commenters keep finding innuendo that I didn't even spot

GayOldTime, to Vintage
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In the days before YouTube, we had to get our gay gourmet tips on vinyl LPs

GayOldTime,
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@CoolerPseudonym I dread to think about cooking in pure white pants, even if he's wearing an apron

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