IntheTreetop

@IntheTreetop@lemm.ee

I’m just a nerd. I’m an unbelievably amateur novelist and I’m a lover of the greatest game on earth, baseball. Go Giants, Eff the Dodgers and such.

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IntheTreetop,

No problem, friend. I have time for both.

IntheTreetop,

Hyper-vigilance rarely leaves you without anything to do. So, there’s a plus. My therapist would be very proud of my re-framing.

IntheTreetop,

Having no knowledge of chess really at all, I’m like 60% sure all those words are made up and it’s just a giant gag the chess community uses to confuse people. They must have some random chess generator that spits out random gibberish that sounds impressive.

Alabama calls nitrogen execution method 'painless' and 'humane,' but critics raise doubts (apnews.com)

Alabama, unless stopped by the courts, intends to strap Kenneth Eugene Smith to a gurney Thursday and use a gas mask to replace breathable air with nitrogen, depriving him of oxygen, in the nation’s first execution attempt with the method....

IntheTreetop,

Okay, can someone explain to me why states with capital punishment don’t just inject someone with a bunch of morphine and they just go to sleep and never wake up again? I hear all the time about the horrific shit they inject into people and the horrible deaths they suffer, while one easy drug can execute the person with no fuss? I just don’t understand.

IntheTreetop, (edited )

Semi-relevant story time!

A couple weeks ago I was watching a favorite Youtuber, 12Tone, deconstructing a song I wasn’t aware of. During the intro he made a joke about trying to explain the song, then stopped, saying everyone already knew what the song was. I had no idea at all. So I went and listened to the song and looked up a bit more about it.

Due to some weird convergence of chance and Matrix-esque internet dodging that I didn’t know I was doing, I somehow missed out on the phenomenon that was Mr. Brightside.

It’s a really good song and I had the fortune to be one of that day’s lucky 10,000.

IntheTreetop,

Seriously no idea at all. My wife, who doesn’t generally care for music at all was very well acquainted with it. It was just one of those one-in-a-million things just seemed to happen.

IntheTreetop,

I mean, it’s fine, but couldn’t it do with more guns?

IntheTreetop,

Because power appears to be even more addictive than money.

IntheTreetop,

It might have been from Twitter or somewhere else, but awhile back someone said something akin to after someone passes $999 million, take the rest for the public good and give them a trophy that says “I won capitalism.” I think it’s a lovely idea.

IntheTreetop,

Have you tried presenting them in the form of a sonnet? I hear chicks dig poetry.

IntheTreetop,

For real. I just had the misfortune of looking at that cesspit for about 45 seconds and I feel like I need a shower.

There is nothing if value there whatsoever.

Camp NaNoWriMo Victory (lemm.ee)

This is the fourth NaNo event I’ve participated in and my fourth win. I set my goal at 25k words, so just half a real NaNo, but more focused on an area of my writing that I’m severely lacking. The month has helped improve it a bit so that’s been nice. Also pretty happy that I finished a week ahead of time. Maybe for next...

IntheTreetop,

This month is only the July camp event. The proper November event is still a ways out. Plenty of time to prepare for it!

IntheTreetop,

Exactly. Do as little as required by the laws of where you live and immediately get the fuck away from wherever you are and start the process to emigrate to a different country. Christmas and Thanksgiving will now be done over video chat.

IntheTreetop,

Nope. They’re the ones most likely to murder me. Just me, my wife, and our cats. Minimal chances of murder. Except from one of the cats but if it comes down to it, I think I can take her.

IntheTreetop,

Thank you so much for adding the option to switch thumbnail sides. That silly feature was what I needed badly.

IntheTreetop,

Beautiful, no doubt.

But can you imagine the hell it must have been to dress in such a manner? I’m glad I live in the t-shirt and pajama pants era.

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