JimVanDeventer

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JimVanDeventer,

Also, make more one pot meals. And make big batches so you have leftovers for days. If you are spending more than 15 minutes actively preparing a meal, you can and should probably be lazier.

JimVanDeventer,

When your cheap flight has a carry on limit of 7kg.

JimVanDeventer, (edited )

Uranus smells like farts, scientists confirm

JimVanDeventer,

I mean, it’s also a Euro plug with US pins. I’ve never seen that mashup before. 🤷‍♀️

JimVanDeventer,

There is the occasional round one out there, but they wouldn’t have “the France hole”.

JimVanDeventer,

Did you shout ADVERTISEMENT in the middle of your comment?

JimVanDeventer,

It is only available for US accounts.

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    JimVanDeventer,

    The one from Shrek

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/487dd6b5-ec52-4578-b552-07a1b7cec309.webp

    JimVanDeventer,

    I couldn’t help myself and swapped panels 2 and 3.

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9372ed7c-90f9-4e58-a9ce-9f86b0af4fa1.jpeg

    JimVanDeventer,

    Not all heroes wear capes! I just happen to be one of those who do.

    JimVanDeventer,

    An auntie was recently telling me Sai Baba said something to the effect of “poor people are starving because they wasted food in a past life”. Vilifying poor people to feel better about not doing anything to actually help is a tale as old as time.

    JimVanDeventer,

    It is sometimes misleadingly called silence in the biz, though room tone is more appropriate.

    JimVanDeventer,

    Because assuming you are human is not so much about the correctest of selections as much as it’s about moving the cursor around the screen in imprecise, non robotic, humanly ways.

    JimVanDeventer,

    I was watching some crows chase around an eagle the other day. The pathetic squee noises it made like it’s saying “I toldja I was sorry I ate your babies” has me wondering why we have all fallen for this whole eagles are a symbol of power gobbledegook.

    JimVanDeventer, (edited )

    go to bed at 2pm and get up at 10pm

    While we are making reasonable demands, stop using 12 hour time. Sincerely, everyone else.

    JimVanDeventer,

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f92a0763-57ca-4850-a1a2-c1e916fb7651.jpeg

    JimVanDeventer,

    We need more Borts license plates in the gift shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Borts license plates.

    JimVanDeventer,

    I think of myself as introverted, but take me out to karaoke and you’d never know it.

    JimVanDeventer,

    I’m in Andromeda?

    JimVanDeventer,

    There is a Fight Club 2 in the form of a graphic novel. I normally don’t believe a shitty sequel can ruin my opinion of a movie I enjoy, but this one really put that to the test, boy howdy.

    JimVanDeventer,

    In Canada, there were gendered entrances to stores 80 years ago.

    JimVanDeventer,

    Oh, hi, Sega.

    JimVanDeventer,

    🎶 Thaaaaaat’s myyyy name toooo 🎶

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