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Joar

@Joar@gamepad.club

I'm a father of three boys (only one of whom is still at home) and an avid gamer, playing mostly FFXIV, World of Warcraft, Guild Wars 2 and Elder Scrolls online. I love craft beer, red wine, good books and coffee. I do the finance thing in real life.

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Sar, to random
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Oh well, that's my trip to Amsterdam done and dusted. Loved it, despite nearly getting run over by a bajillion cyclists every day ๐Ÿ˜‚

Joar,
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@Sar They are very serious about their cycling lanes there.

Joar, to random
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Apparently, Indiana did not receive the memo that it is now spring.

Joar,
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@scopique I feel like we need to speak to the manager about this.! LOL

flexghost, to random
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Weโ€™re not going to make it, are we?

Joar,
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@flexghost Iโ€™m not entirely sure how weโ€™ve made it this long.

Joar, to ElderScrollsOnline
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Got my Arcanist to level 46 and my Sorceror to level 41. Making good progress in

Joar, to random
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Also, what is this Journal shit on my iPhone now?

Joar, to ElderScrollsOnline
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Also, found an add on that will help me track traits that need to be researched in my main crafter in as I find them on my alts. I didnโ€™t realize that when you go to deconstruct stuff, it also includes things in your bank, so I had been deconstructing things that I intended to research. Oopsie.

Joar,
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@BeAware The one I found was Research Assistant, but I will definitely give CraftStore a look as well!

Joar, to ElderScrollsOnline
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In , I've hit level 35 on my Sorceror and level 34 on my Arcanist.

Joar,
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@BeAware No. I've played a Magicka Templar for a while. But I've never really had any alts before. I like them both so far, but Templar is still probably my favorite.

Joar, to guildwars2
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So I guess the big download today is just for the weapon beta thingy? I might try the Necromancer sword thingy. But not sure about my Engineer / Machinist with a hammer.

Joar, to random
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Driving the middle Joarling back to University today. Seven hours total in the car.

foolisholivia, to random

tbh i haven't been alone with any decent amount of people since transition started. i've always had friends or the cule to be there. i feel like i'm gonna vomit. it should go well right?

Joar,
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@foolisholivia youโ€™ll be great. Just relax and enjoy yourself!

foolisholivia, to random

you ask me to meet your parents and i meet them wearing my maid outfit with the cat socks and ears. how do they react?

Joar,
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@foolisholivia Is my my mom in the same outfit? (Sheโ€™s in her late 70โ€™s, but theyโ€™re living their best life)

foolisholivia, to random

i think some massive drama happened recently that i donโ€™t fully understand

Joar,
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@foolisholivia Glad itโ€™s not just me

foolisholivia, to random

does it count as cosplay if your just wearing a mask

Joar,
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flexghost, to random
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Come and take a mental break with me.

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Kermit the Frog and the most adorable little girl

Joar,
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@flexghost You take the best mental breaks!

foolisholivia, to random

i need like a signal on my profile for when iโ€™m in the mood for lewd comments because this fuckin around and findin out ainโ€™t that great

Joar,
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@foolisholivia just let me know. I can send you lewd grandpa shit. Which is mostly pictures of my dog and my grandson, so not really lewd at all, but it might brighten up your day a little. Also, boobies.

foolisholivia, to random

to the outside world iโ€™m a pretty girl with a nice smile and a juicy ass but on the inside iโ€™m an eldritch terror waiting to rip you from limb to limb

Joar,
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@foolisholivia Me too, but with more of a grandpa vibe. ๐Ÿคฃ

foolisholivia, to random

i am glad to have a pfp of me smiling again. i feel like it's been so long since i've been feeling happy enough to take a smiling picture of myself

Joar,
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@foolisholivia The new pfp is gorgeous btw!

broximar, to random
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Married 15 years today. That's kinda cool.

Joar,
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@broximar Congratulations!

foolisholivia, to random

pros and cons of having me as your free use housewife:

pros: obedient, loving, enthusiastic, good cook, iโ€™m a bit silly, loyal, slut, hot

cons: lazy, iโ€™m a tiny bit bratty, sleepy, crazy, hypersexual, stupid, napping all day long

Joar,
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@foolisholivia Iโ€™d add Doctor Who fan to the pros list, but thatโ€™s just me.

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  • Joar,
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    @broximar So you recommend?

    foolisholivia, to random

    i don't even like calling myself pretty either cuz i don't really feel like it's true but people say it is so i can't really argue too much but it makes it feel more bizarre because that's how i feel about myself

    Joar,
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    @foolisholivia you are gorgeous. But it doesnโ€™t matter what anyone else thinks. You be you, because youโ€™re awesome!

    foolisholivia, to random

    i hope this doesn't come off as too complainy because i'm glad people think i'm cute and stuff but being pretty really does mean people will just invade your space and it's just a bit sad

    Joar,
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    @foolisholivia It is absurdly unfair. Us grandpas have it much easier. Also, there was no social media when we were young, so we could get away with all kinds of ridiculous shit.

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