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KatSteelwing

@KatSteelwing@squawk.social

Bearded Vulture gryphon with a snep/caracal cat half.

Nonbinary, therian, tinkerer, writer, crafter.
Obsessed with gryphs, birds and TF. Formerly https://meow.social/@Fringebirb

Also a truck driver and love weird, big machines.

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How is it almost bedtime already?! I wanted to do some much needed cleaning...

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YOU HAVE DIED

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Going to work smelling like gasoline, cause I freaking hate filling lawnmowers from gas cans and just had to spill all over my work boots.

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Most of today has been battling the hydra inside my bus' electrical box, trying to get rid of the controller and wiring for the warning lights and stop sign.
The original wiring diagram is on the back of the hatch covering electrical box, but apparently during its life hauling kids, the original warning light controller was replaced with a different one, so things aren't exactly like the diagram.

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Every time I see the WWF panda logo, I remember something from high school, when someone wrote "PANDA 3:16" on one of those stickers.
It was when Steve Austin was big, and we thought that sticker was the funniest shit ever.

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Weird thought inspired by a dream.

If I was suddenly transformed into my quadruped gryphon self, would I feel awkward going out in public without clothes for the first time, since I'm so used to the after decades of being a human?
Would I still have anxiety dreams about going to work and forgetting my pants, despite not even being able to wear pants now?

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The manager at my second to last stop tonight looked at first glance like an IRL version of the classic Doom Guy and it took me several minutes to figure out why he looked familiar.
Pretty nice guy, though I'm sure demons feel differently.

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Ah-ha! I finally figured out what the weird little black cameras with solar panels that have been popping up all over the place are...
Flock cameras.
Tracking cameras used by cops that identify and track cars that pass.
You can't even use a plate flipper to keep them from tracking you, because they use AI to identify your car based on its individual features, like roof racks and bumper stickers.
I fucking hate this dystopia we live in.
Every-fucking-thing has to track you, from your phone to street cameras.

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With a name like "Flock" I wonder if they'd appreciate me showing them the bird every time I pass one of those cameras?

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I wonder where I can get one of those bone shaped stickers that has "I ❤️ my (dog breed)"

Cause I want one that says "I ❤️ my Lammergeier " on the bone

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Trying to figure out how to get between 2 stores... One short route involves a scary low bridge (only a few inches clearance for my trailer) and the other short route has an impossibly tight corner.
My internal GPS (Gryphon Positioning System) says backtrack and take the long way, the truck's GPS (Global Positioning System) says go for the low bridge...

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Omg
The truck I'm using today must have a hell of a story....
Like half the cab is covered in splashed coffee... Except for a clean spot right where the driver was sitting!
It's like a coffee blast shadow!

Someone had a very bad day.

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I really was not expecting to be utterly destroyed by a kid's movie. God that hit hard.

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A little positivity is nice to have every now and then.
As a treat.

This is not a subtoot BTW. ^v^

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So since birds are dinosaurs...

If you eat dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets, you're eating dinosaurs made of real dinosaur meat!

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Pretty sure that although I have the magnificent floof and majestic tail of a snow leopard in the cold months, my veins are full of that warm climate caracal blood all year long, cause screw this cold!

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Just figured out my issue of not knowing whether to be caracal and snep...
I could be a mix, features of both with fur patterns and thickness changing with seasonal shedding.
Summer: look like a caracal gryph with a long tail. When winter comes, a snepgryph.

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I want to go to the truck salvage yard and go scavenging again. That place is so much fun.
Need a fuel/water separator on my next trip, and possibly a set of automatic tire chains if I can find some.

And maybe to grab that seat belt adapter I forgot for the seat I picked up last year.

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Just going through my drafts sorting through the never sent shitposts and walls of text I didn't have the guts to send.

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There need to be more RPGs where you can play as a bird person.
I've played enough cat people and reptile people for a few lifetimes. I just want to bird-up and adventure with my flock, I mean friends!

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"Modern science can't turn you into a gryphon, Ripley."

Me:

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Why do family members have to bring their hoard of dogs to Thanksgiving in this tiny little house???
Now there's a chorus of screechy yips and booming woofs everyone has to try to talk over.

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In another universe where I'm unfortunately still human but feral gryphons do exist, I've brought my pet gryphon(s) and they are also contributing to the audio chaos with ear-piercing raptor cries and I'm sitting on the couch laughing.

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Man I need to find a good hug emoji

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