KittenBiscuits

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KittenBiscuits,

Chocolate.

KittenBiscuits,

And to think usually the buyers are the ones getting fucked.

KittenBiscuits,

I’m sorry, I’m hung up on you saying election officials would track down the voter to confirm their intent. And you mentioned you volunteered or worked in elections possibly in not-the-US. In the US (or at least in my state) ballots are anonymous. That was why such a fuss was made in 2000 over trying to determine what the voter intended if a ballot had a “hanging chad”. They couldn’t just track down the person to confirm, and the margins were close enough to call a recount but not for a do-over. It was election purgatory.

KittenBiscuits,

I briefly microwave my ice cream before eating.

I don’t want it to be soupy. I’m going for soft. And I am too impatient to let it sit on the counter a bit to reach that sweet spot of consistency.

KittenBiscuits,

Sounds like you’re looking for the time honored Bank of Mattress Stuffed with Cash or their counterpart, Coffee Can Under the Sink Savings & Loan.

If you’re truly committing to off grid, go full analog.

Otherwise you just sound like a poorly veiled ad for some sketchy unregulated money exchange.

KittenBiscuits,

That… is something that I’ve never wondered about, but now you’ve got me contemplating the flavor profile of various mineral aggregates.

I can tell you what coal tastes like, not that I’ve eaten any. But when you burn it for heat, it gets everywhere. It’s bitter and kind of earthy but not like rich topsoil. More like you’ve been tailgating a school bus on a dirt road for hours. And the dirt is charred.

KittenBiscuits,

This trick also works on pets. My cat finally caught on though. And she’s only 2.

KittenBiscuits,

Is no one else paranoid to put a free usb stick in their computer? I thought that was the classic social engineering hack.

(full disclosure: I’m not in I.T. and my info might be older than the hills)

KittenBiscuits,

This is a great way to frame it. Thank you.

KittenBiscuits,

“10 pounds a kilogram” is a funny phrase out of context

KittenBiscuits,

Sounds to me like you’ve got it covered.

KittenBiscuits,

This joke was soup-er!

KittenBiscuits,

lol, watched that series of videos unfold in real time on The Soup, and am sheepishly realizing there’s probably a whole generation of people now that were too young/ not alive yet when that train wreck went down.

KittenBiscuits,

When we drive over train tracks, we have to lift our feet so we won’t get caught on the tracks. We’ll be mid conversation and then both of us are lifting our feet all silly like.

Note the driver only does this when it’s safe to do so. If traffic is slow or stopped on the other side, we’re not just going to rear end anyone.

KittenBiscuits,

I thought i read somewhere that the biggest consumers of glitter are the auto makers because it’s in nearly all the paint.

KittenBiscuits,

…1989…“vintage”…[cries in GenX]

KittenBiscuits,

Looks like a mlem. Mlems are licks. Bleps are a momentary glitch when they forget to stow the tongue.

KittenBiscuits,

A person’s right to assisted suicide.

A few countries have this already, and I think 1 or 2 states may have it decriminalized. But I wish it were less of a taboo subject.

It’s ok and even seen as being responsible when we make these decisions for our pets, yet if you want to make the same decision for yourself, you must not be thinking straight.

I have not had and do not have thoughts of suicide, but I have been caregiver to several family members and been witness to the end of life stage.

We should be able to decide for ourselves at a certain point that it’s time to go.

KittenBiscuits,

“I often sit at home and rub my carpet.”

I swear to the flying spaghetti monster, the Lowes flooring associate said this to me when I was booking installation services.

KittenBiscuits,

… walk into a blood bank, not bar, for “typo” to punch better

KittenBiscuits,

That last one… (o.O)

Where have you been camping so far this summer?

I camp in a travel trailer, and have done 2 road trips so far with the hubby. First trip was Savannah>St. Augustine>Charleston. We were short on choice in Savannah and stuck with a KOA sandwiched between Hwy 17 and 95. It... was a safe place to park and the showers were decent, I'll give it that. The campground in St Augustine...

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