KittenBiscuits

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KittenBiscuits,

Or just add some geese to the flock.

KittenBiscuits,

And to think usually the buyers are the ones getting fucked.

What's a common occurrence in your hobby that you think shouldn't be?

For me it’s driving while under the influence. If you couldn’t tell, I like me some ganja. However I have long since held the belief that it is utterly insane to drive while under the influence of most substances, with maybe nicotine and caffeine being the exception. All too often I see other stoners smoking and driving,...

KittenBiscuits,

I imagine going to a track for someone like your stepfather is a rather vulnerable experience. Odds are higher that he might run into someone with a better car than his compared to just toodling around back roads.

KittenBiscuits,

But she’s starting out with tiny baby muscles. She has to catch up first.

KittenBiscuits,

These were for cds? My brain is picturing 5.25" floppies.

KittenBiscuits,

I’m driving about 15 hours (over 2 days, not all at once, lol) from Virginia to the totality path with a “just ok” forecast. I made a similar trip in 2017. It is definitely not the same as looking at a picture. It’s the changes in atmosphere, the insects’ behavior, the light quality all around you that make a totality viewing special. If you can make it somewhere with decent enough skies, you will be glad you did.

KittenBiscuits,

This would make a great cross stitch pattern. Like one of those floral circles grandma might have on her wall… but less saccharine, more contemplative.

KittenBiscuits,

Biscuit jokes: the humor I didn’t know I kneaded

I feel relief after pulling off my toenails, whats wrong with me?

When I pull off my toenails I feel relief. It still hurts to do but afterwards I get a sense of overwhelming calm. Ignoring the pain aspect, It’s kind of similar to the feeling of having a blocked nose become clear. Is this indicative of anything?/ does anyone else experience something similar?

KittenBiscuits,

*but there’s a tradeoff involving alien symbiotes or some kind of “adjustment” to our procreation process that is nonconsensual.

Shoes like Clark's circa 2005

So I was recently in a Clark’s outlet and at least the men’s shoes seemed obviously a victim of shrinkflation, ie they felt a lot cheaper and lesser quality. Which makes sense as they’re still doing 2 for 99 or I guess men’s just went up to 109. But they were 50 dollars each at the outlets back in 05, so they simply have...

KittenBiscuits,

Outlets definitely have lesser quality products made just for them + a few of the real thing that are seconds, closeouts, or just leftover for whatever reason. I worked at a Cole Haan outlet in the 90s. Quality was variable then too.

Have you ever tried silkscreen printing?

I’ve wanted to try it for a long time, but never got around to it. I’m curious about any techniques that are more grass roots outside of the commercialized space, like what are the absolute minimum things needed when repeatability, convenience, and time are not important factors, but money and access to rare markets is...

KittenBiscuits,

30ish years ago, I burned my own screens using this red film that you would cut with an xacto knife and peel off the parts you didn’t want. Omg it was so tedious. We were manually doing the job of a modern Cricut.

About 5 years ago I wanted to do a project but no longer had any of my old gear. Bought a screen online and for sure bought the upgrade for them to burn the art on it for me. So worth it. I was so tickled that that service even existed.

KittenBiscuits,

You had the first half right, it’s “beans and cornbread”. It’s a southern cheap staple meal of pinto bean soup with cornbread crumbled into it. Usually with a side of “fried taters” (potato coins skillet-fried in cast iron).

KittenBiscuits,

Yes, I wish we had done this then as well. I also would tell myself what my migraine triggers are, so that I could try to avoid getting the worst one ever the day after the wedding. I started the honeymoon on hard mode, and didnt get to enjoy the initial travel. It took a couple days to subside and then honeymoon was great.

KittenBiscuits,

I am giddy-happy for you!

I’m glad you have someone with you to share in the event. It is going to be such a special day!

KittenBiscuits,

I volunteer for a nonprofit whose mission is trans empowerment. One of the things they do is host an inclusive prom for all the folks who shared your feelings on the matter. It is a really beautiful experience to witness.

KittenBiscuits,

Not only hemorrhoids but you can also get diverticula from straining too hard too often. They don’t go away once they form, and can become infected (diverticulitis) which is most unpleasant. Pain like kidney stones or appendicitis.

KittenBiscuits,

Granny seems to be screaming more from his hand trying to touch her scapula from the inside

KittenBiscuits,

Did your ever try running an ozone machine in it? Windows rolled up, let that thing go for the longest time the timer will do. Be careful to not breathe it when you open it back up to air out. But this took out a really gross wet dog smell in my house when I first bought it. It neutralizes cat urine odor. You may need to do more than one session, but it may work for you.

Does anyone here have any tips for making cross stitching easier on hand joints?

I have very painful joints and expect to get formally diagnosed with arthritis tomorrow. I love cross stitching, but my god does it make my hands hurt. I also work in IT, so my hands are in use all day for my job. I want to be able to craft after work to relax, but my hands just hurt and cramp immediately when I try to work on a...

KittenBiscuits,

I sometimes use compression gloves when I crochet. They make it a little harder to maintain my normal tension, but I think they might lend themselves very well to stitching.

Meant to add that I have the kind without the fingertips. They’re not fingerless though.

KittenBiscuits,

Doubt it. The swim caps mush their ears down.

KittenBiscuits,

“this escalator is temporarily stairs. You’re welcome.” -Mitch Hedberg

The real one to worry about is stopping the elevator for an ad break. You’re trapped now bitches!

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