Klear

@Klear@lemmy.world

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Klear,

Someone else already did. Marked as duplicate.

Klear,

While I agree that the joke is not very good, invasive plants are a thing and prying uncomfortably into a stranger’s personal life is considered invasive, so it definitely has some sense.

Klear, (edited )

WHYZ YOU WHISPERING!?!

Klear,

I don’t feel like reading all that. I’ll take the black one twice. Let’s see…

  1. Change amount of fingers at any time
  2. Hear plants talk by looking at them
  3. Chocolate has all vitamins and minerals I need
  4. Urinate gasoline

I think I can live with that. If the plants get too noisy, I can always piss on them and light them on fire.

Klear,

I found this citation referring to a book published in 1920, though I couldn’t find the text of the book itself online.

What I find more interesting is the use of the phrase “millenial folk”.

Klear,

That rocks.

Klear,

Hahaha, you’re not going anywhere for a while. Sucks to be you!

Wait. Shit.

https://i.imgur.com/29oGQmd.jpg

Klear,

Pretty sure that’s from Ikea. Hope you find it and sorry to hear about your cat =/

Edit: Looks like Brunkrissla is what you’re looking for.

Klear,
  • She turned you into a newt?
  • It’s okay. I had another guy.
Klear,

Because there’s not much that would make him look worse.

Klear,

Nobody:

bdonvr@thelemmy.club: POV means nothing anymore

US prisoners are being assigned dangerous jobs. But what happens if they are hurt or killed? (apnews.com)

Blas Sanchez was nearing the end of a 20-year stretch in an Arizona prison when he was leased out to work at Hickman’s Family Farms, which sells eggs that end up in the supply chains of huge companies like McDonald’s, Target and Albertsons. While assigned to a machine that churns chicken droppings into compost, his right leg...

Klear,

Just move it to the third world like the rest of us already for fuck’s sake.

Klear,

I like knowing things. I hate learning.

Klear,

I had a really hard time parsing the title. Though it meant that Shoppers were drugging Mart Recruiting Volunteers (whatever that is) in order to get their stores staffed.

I need more coffee.

Klear, (edited )

The people who run DND games are Dungeon Masters, or DMs.

Klear,

You must construct additional pylons.
I mean silos! Silos needed!

Klear,

Cats against water, seedless melonholics

Klear,

Which actually means “I’ve pretended to suffer it and you are probably too”.

Klear,

Strawmen. Very dangerous creatures.

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