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Nigma

@Nigma@mastodon.social

Home of the :nigmaGrin:

Skeleton & part time internet toxicologist

Voice of the "what is Mastodon" :mastodon: video, Mastodon Advertising Department (MAD) unofficial meme consultant

Posts and opinions are my own

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Nigma, to random
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livestreaming your session at the psychologist and calling it a podcast

stux, to solar
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I made a little something that has some tips for during the 😉

Nigma,
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@stux do NOT look at images of the stun on a computer, as they can permanently blind you as well

Gargron, to random
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Fucking Boeing

Nigma,
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@Gargron the meme knows no bounds

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the most surprising fact about facebook being down is that anybody noticed

Nigma, to random
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which drooling clownoid thought it would be funny to add """3D Objects"" to the main Win10 explorer hotlist?

yeah let me find my important tax documents they're right here next to my fucking 3d rhombus (??)

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Veganism in the West would be 5000% more effective and popular if white vegan people were forced to attend a cooking course hosted entirely by Indian aunties

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🍞

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wtf? Spotify removed playlist radio? Are they stupid? Why would you remove a good feature???

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NO WAY

COCK CLOUD

COCK CLOUD

Nigma, to random
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Sexism alive and well!!!11

Nigma, to random
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The only reason I'm not playing Baldurs Gate 3 right now is because my computer gets so hot it heats my room into a sauna

Nigma, to random
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The gang's all here

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This might be a hot take but I put people who think aliens are seriously real in the same camp as people who think the earth is flat

Nigma,
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@aTastyT0ast can you disprove that the core of the earth is filled with gnomes? I can make many dumb conspiracies with no proof and use the same argument

BlackAzizAnansi, to random
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Yikes

https://t.co/dUCtl1DpSn

Nigma,
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@BlackAzizAnansi In other news, many mass shooters and child trafficers use Microsoft Windows computers and Gmail to communicate.

Nigma, to random
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Mastodon to rebrand as "D" later today, firmly cementing the rivalry between the two XD platforms.

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I found Eugene Mastodon on some mountain, what are the odds?? I love that band!

Nigma, to MarvelSnap
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When the fuck are spotlight caches coming out??

Nigma, to random
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hello

Nigma, to random
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Reunited with Nami

Nigma, to random
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"I hate twitter"
"use mastodon"
"too complicated, I don't understand what decentralized means and picking a server is one step too many"
"okay have fun on twitter then"

5 minutes later

"hey guys we techbros make BLUESKY it's DECENTRALIZED and also here's THREADS which uses ACTIVITYPUB"

"Wow! Neat! Where do I sign up?!"

Nigma, to random
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Alternatively:

me: how many likes does this toot have?

Mastodon: zero, you fucking suck

me: really?

Mastodon: actually it has like 50, good job

zalasur, to random
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Remember when you'd go onto sketchy Japanese websites to play flash-based "escape the room" games?

No? It was just me?

Nigma,
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@zalasur Not Japanese specifically but I remember playing the shit out of this shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6Or6rJ_yq0

Nigma, to fediverse
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Trying to give a chance but I'm a little confused about one thing already.

If I sort by All / Top of the day, the list of top posts gets updated in real time with brand new posts that have only 1 upvote for some reason. How can I stop this from happening? Doesn't make sense to me.

Nigma,
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@jcrabapple thanks to all the replies saying it's a bug. I thought maybe I was an idiot but it made no sense to me lol

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