RamenCatholic

@RamenCatholic@mindly.social

Jules the Adorkable (she/they/y'all)
#HopeDealer & Mastodon's Unofficial #SpiritualAdvisor

Living on colonized Waȟpékhute Dakota territory in Minnesota.

Interests
#cats #cacti #books #crafts #stories #religiousliberty #religiousliteracy #harmreduction

About
#TransMeh #LGBTQIA #Neurodiverse #CODA #Exvangelical #SpiritualHumanist #Antifacist

Currently Attending a #Quaker Meeting
Ordained Minister, #ULC (2001)
#ScienceForTheScienceGod
#RickRolledByGod

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RamenCatholic, to Paranormal

I need(*) $120k USD & a stupid amount of additional funds for taxes, restoration, and fancyin' up an abandoned asylum halfway between Duluth & the Twin Cities for my cult.

Gib me money and you can survive the #ClimateWars with me in a #haunted af building.

Please note: the #spirits and other #undead WILL be treated with compassion and respect. Grok? #AdoptATorturedSoul #FreshStartClub

(* WANT)

https://www.coldwellbanker.com/mn/pokegama-twp/10035-pokegama-lake-road/lid-P00800000GMdofgxId8CYqoLVL3D9DCCXwsJoTPj

RamenCatholic,

@arisummerland YES - with public access! We can fleece the fuck out ... I mean, uh, fairly trade with tourists.

RamenCatholic,

@arisummerland approved, at least one quite room per wing with public access. Especially near the music wing & any loud maker spaces.

@DocVoitane no chanting required, and you can request extra sound proofing while designing your room (in case someone decides they need a drum circle or whatnot).

RamenCatholic,

@arisummerland You see how my plan is forming, young one. You're definitely on the road to a longer, fancier title.

I'd like to use the grounds to build an eco-village of Tiny Houses with shared greenhouses & gardens.

We're growing food & weed.

Edit: I am not a proper cult leader. That takes actual work.

RamenCatholic,

@DocVoitane as I'm planning on winning the Powerball soon, I'm hoping that heating costs will not be an issue.

Your [God/Higher Power/Pet] wants everyone to show their faith or something by gibbing me monies, then I will win the lotto.

RamenCatholic, to Minnesota

Looking for a good couple's in the of the - this will be a Christmas gift for my 🥰

(The is what he really wants, so we don't have to do the )

Please comment below if you have any suggestions! Boosting for visibility is welcomed!


RamenCatholic,

@darren Preach 🙌

is an important weapon for many fellas in the war against

RamenCatholic,

@Paul tell him some rando on the internet feels sad for him. Pedis are amazing.

cshlan, to random
@cshlan@dawdling.net avatar

I'm going to visit conservative religious family in a couple of weeks. I'm starting to realize I'm going to have to go on a news fast for about a week beforehand if I don't want to be angry at them the whole time I'm there....

We're all in Texas if that helps with context 🤦🏻‍♀️

RamenCatholic,

@cshlan I'm sorry that you're anxious about dealing with fundy family drama ☹️ The Fediverse is here for any venting you need to do during this difficult time.

"Luckily" I have a kidney stone, so my family of origin aren't coming up this month to argue with me about bullshit.

Quick, go eat ALL the strawberries, spinach, legumes, and eggplant that you can find. Salt the shit out of it. Then maybe you can get a kidney stone and get out of the holidays, too? 😂

RamenCatholic, to Cat

@Computer are you proud of me now?


RamenCatholic,

@SeekingDuck thank you, she knows she's the real Queen.

RamenCatholic, to solarpunk

Huh. It's really easy to start a cult. I have customers joining, without asking for ANY details.

  • Me: "You wanna join my cult?"

  • People who barely know me: "Yes."

I have people in charge of snacks, the library, the cat sanctuary, the maker space, and I'm negotiating with a local heavy metal band for our worship music program.

Comment below with what you want to be in charge of in my theoretical ?

RamenCatholic,

@Breezy awesome, we need A LOT of crazy.

RamenCatholic,

@arisummerland that is a very important role, and I'm glad you reminded me. Done.

RamenCatholic,

@intransitivelie you may have to battle the guitarist in the metal band for this privilege. I've already promised him funding for his schism.

Unless you want to team up with him, or we can have 3 competing cults in the same town?

Note: his schism will be over accepting space aliens. I'm pro, he's a pussy who's scared of 'em.

RamenCatholic,

@intransitivelie this will be perfect when I go mad with power. Approved.

RamenCatholic,

@SANEAlex you want the title of Pot Stirrer? It's yours. @intransitivelie

RamenCatholic,

@intransitivelie i'm calling it Julie-ism as a placeholder, but names are like hats. We change them as needed, or wear many at once.

RamenCatholic,

@SANEAlex I can work with this. @intransitivelie

RamenCatholic,

@arisummerland this is the most chill cult in the world.

You wear whatever the hell you want to; nudity is acceptable, but I do request that everyone wear bathing bottoms if you're gonna sit on shared surfaces.

As long as I reach Apotheosis I'm happy. You do what is needed for my Ascension Ceremony, and you're good.

RamenCatholic,

@intransitivelie I will check in with him on our next shift together. Thank you for your patience.

RamenCatholic,

@starraven uh, yeah, snapdragons are AWESOME. Would you like a spot in the 'Wheel of the Year' garden for them?

You can be our Chief Herald, and Ambassador to the Establishment if you'd like.

RamenCatholic,

@intransitivelie I'm not the smartest pre-god in the box ... The Cult of Ramen Catholicism, it's suddenly obvious.

RamenCatholic, to random

Marry someone as bad at dates as you are.

When you both have to occasionally ask the other, "aw, fuck, what day is your birthday?" then no-one gets mad.

RamenCatholic, to Bloomscrolling

🥰 CUTE BABY 🥰


RamenCatholic,

Update: I forgot to take a picture, but I've cross-pollinated it with another Feather and seed pods are forming!

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