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RustyCrab

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RustyCrab, to random
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so Nick is now in jail for possession of what I assume is coke. We all know this started because he wore the Sonichu Medallion.

I bring you a message from the friend of mine who originally sent it:

"Crab, I know you told people that you knew the guy who sent it, can you tell them I didn't expect it to go this far so they don't think I'm an asshole?"

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RustyCrab, to random
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RustyCrab, to random
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I JUST GOT AN EMAIL FROM LINKEDIN THAT SAID OPEN POSITION: MODERATOR AT REDDIT YOUR SKILLS SEEM TO MATCH WHO AM I GONNA HAVE TO KILL

RustyCrab, to random
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To what end :abyss:

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RustyCrab,
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@sun @a1ba retard on rails

tk, to random
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All of this money is being pumped into superhero movies, television series, and streaming series, but I'm just here watching YouTube videos. :blobfoxgoogly:

RustyCrab,
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@sun @tk they seem to be currently in a death spiral where reboots are boring so they're not bringing in money, and when money isn't coming in that needs Hollywood has to make a safe choice. What's safe? More reboots.

RustyCrab, to random
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ubisoft has done it again

ruin, to random

irs knows exactly how much you owe them
demand you figure it out
audit you and threaten prison if you get it wrong

RustyCrab,
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@ruin

RustyCrab, to random
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"what do we call our fedi dating service?"
me:

RustyCrab, to random
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RustyCrab, to random
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I have finished Lain
Episodes 1-6: schizophrenia
Episodes 7-10: exposited schizophrenia
Episode 11: unmitigated schizophrenia
Episodes 12-13: unmedicated schizophrenia

this has been my review thank you

RustyCrab, to random
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If you go into a forest and find an abandoned phone with a dating app that means there's a bear nearby leave it alone

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merchantHelios, to random

Saw a girl at work today wearing a shirt that said in big tie-dye letters "2 dollar Applebee's Blowjob"
unsure what to think of this tbh

RustyCrab,
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@merchantHelios @udongle the government doesn't want you to know this but you can slide your credit card though a hooker's ass crack and it will work

theorytoe, to random
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kek

RustyCrab,
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@theorytoe @creamqueen @Hoss yeah they literally said on twitter the entire reason was so they could ban a shitload of people more easily

sun, to random
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I give up I'm drunk-buying an office chair. Any suggestions?

RustyCrab,
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@kaia @sun I can confirm. it fixed all of my posture related problems within a month. It's just hilariously expensive.

RustyCrab,
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@PurpCat @kaia @sun
> $700
damn I wish

RustyCrab, to random
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that's not what she said she said Ohio

kroner, to random
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Is it normal for cats to play with feet? I woke up this morning because Autumn was rubbing her head on my foot and batting it with her paws lol :blobcatthonking:

RustyCrab,
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@kroner if you're moving them under the covers yes

RustyCrab,
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@kroner I'm sorry your cat has a foot fetish (it's over)

kroner, to random
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Sure is thundery tonight, Autumn decided to snuggle up next to me too which is nice :data_scraper:

RustyCrab,
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@kroner what if he's scraping your data

RustyCrab, to random
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nice but why is the chair the fat nuts hamster

binkle, to random
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why does it seem like more and more people around me are becoming gay every year at this rate everyone will be gay by 2030 :heyface:

RustyCrab,
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@binkle bro have you SEEN women?

RustyCrab, to random
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mother fucker holy shit this is going to go in for 4 hours and none of this is even relevant to me

RustyCrab,
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@kroner sure as the sun rises (I wish that would stop)

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