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SenseException

@SenseException@phpc.social

Still being human even after over 20 years of coding. Speaker, advicer & complexity tamer. PHP, .NET, JS, Go, HR and more. Part of the Doctrine team.

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lauren, to random
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Because Voyager 1 is so far from Earth, it takes almost 23 hours for a command to reach it at the speed of light, and the same for a response to reach us back, for a total of close to 50 hours.

Which means that interactions with Voyager 1, currently around 15 billion miles away, are still faster than many Microsoft Windows updates.

SenseException,
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@lauren How long does it take to install and run Doom on Voyager 1?

afilina, to random
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I'm confused. Is there no way to simply override the PHP's default file:// stream wrapper? Why must I reinvent the default implementation just to make one small change? Has nobody even published an unofficial implementation that can be "good enough"? Filters are great, but I can't auto-append them to every stream, which also means that I can't change the opening part. unless I missed something (docs are a bit light there).

SenseException,
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@afilina Do you mean something vfsStream does?

heiglandreas, (edited ) to random German
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ich bin schon gespannt auf die Södersche Argumentation, warum die Grünen an dem Jahrhundert-Hochwasser und seinen Folgen Schuld sind...

SenseException,
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@heiglandreas Ist sicherlich einfach zu verkaufen: Sie sind gerade im Amt und es herrscht Hochwasser.

rttf, to random
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To the point :1000:

SenseException,
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@rttf AI is for B2B. Everyone else is a trainer and content provider.

SenseException, to random German
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I had to read an XML book because of that hype, but no one was able to tell me for what I was learning XML. I asked so many questions about what use cases they thought about but got no answer. A few years later I used XML standards for API's and data sharing.
https://tech.lgbt/@lettosprey/112551320638344920

SenseException, to python German
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I knew that my time would come when I had to work with #Python and the first thing to know about it is, that Pdb is a friend.

SenseException, to random German
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  • An E2E test fails after a framework update
  • I checked what changed after the update
  • It wasn't related to the update
  • A change in a constant for a default value in 2023 was the reason

This test obviously wasn't executed for over a year. Tests exist to be executed regulary.

SenseException, to random German
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Those E2E tests are eating up my host's ressources like budgies at an All-You-Can-Eat millet buffet.

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